Sunday, March 18, 2012

On the bright side, this means I can complain twice as much as before

When I was a kid:
*I loved winter. Snow was awesome.
*I loved summer. Vacation was awesome.

How I knew I was getting older:
*Winter was still reasonably fun, except I hated driving in it.
*Summer was really getting to be too hot, and there was no more vacation.

How I knew I was finally old:
*Winter is a wretched season, and snow is the dandruff of Satan.
*Summer is a wretched season, and humidity is the ball sweat of Satan.

Thank goodness for Spring and Autumn, I guess.


Anonymous said...

I So like this. And oh so true - I feel the same way...

nonamedufus said...

Yeah, yeah, except lately spring and autumn each last about all of 5 minutes.

Janna said...

Grace: I'm glad I'm not the only one!

nonamedufus: So true!