Thursday, January 12, 2012

Oddly enough, both have hints of garlic

"Here, smell my new perfume," offered Della.

"It smells like spaghetti sauce."

"I know. I'm dating an Italian chef and I'm trying to impress him."

Jean nodded, deciding not to ask. "I guess at least it smells better than last week."

"Well, that's when I was dating that cute guy who drives the garbage truck."
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13 comments:

Margaret said...

She dabbed a bit of Eau De Ordures the week before? ha ha

Brian Miller said...

um yeah...bet that one smelled quite trashy...smiles.

Janna said...

Margaret: Or Eau De Hefty...

Brian: Indeed! :)

Christine said...

what lengths we girls go to attract a man :)

G-Man said...

She smells like Buttah...
I'm so proud of you Janna for remembering to comment this week.
You Rock!
Loved your 55...
Thanks for playing, you are like a brand new Generator with a full tank of gas during a power outage!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!

Shawn said...

Never date a proctologist.

Claudia said...

haha...this is great....think i need to try this..my husband is a toolmaker...will search for the oil can in the cellar...

Mama Zen said...

Yikes!

Happy Belated Birthday!

Raven said...

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it today. Nice 55 :)

TALON said...

Happy Belated Birthday, Janna!

Loved your 55. I'm still laughing over here :)

Janna said...

Christine: And sometimes it still doesn't work!

G-Man: And thank you for continuing to faithfully comment every week. :)

Shawn: LOL!! That's hilarious! And also very true.

Claudia: Good luck!

MamaZen: Thank you!

Raven: You're welcome. Have a good weekend.

TALON: I'm glad you laughed. I try. :)

Doctor FTSE said...

Excellent. But not a strategy to reel 'em in.

Janna said...

DoctorFTSE: It's still worth a try!
(BTW, I tried in vain to think of some joke about "Reel Em In" being the week when she dated a fisherman...)