Sunday, January 15, 2012

Top ten things I hate about winter

1. Everything
2. Hypothermia
3. Icy roads
4. Almost everything
5. Shivering
6. Blinding snowstorms
7. Pretty much everything
8. Wind chill
9. Frozen door locks
10. Frozen boogers


Shawn said...

I hate cold winter winds. Especially since I wear button fly jeans and there are gaps between the buttons and are really unforgiving and provide little protection to my boys.

Janna said...

Shawn: Have you considered switching to zippers? Or perhaps more strategically placed buttons? Or glue?

Anonymous said...

You won't get any argument from me!

nonamedufus said...

Yeah but frozen boogers last longer. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Janna said...

Grace: Now we just have to convince everyone else...

nonamedufus: Aauuuggghhhh!