Thursday, September 8, 2011

My thoughts are shaped like broccoli

"I dunno what to say Friday," Janna sighed. "I've gotta write 55 words . My mind is empty. I think this vegetarian week's fried my brain."

"Here," Mike suggested, "Eat this celery."

"Will that help?"

"Probably not, but it'll distract you while I eat this juicy steak."

(And that's when he got hit by the melon.)
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22 comments:

Monkey Man said...

How rude.....to interrupt a man while he's eating steak.

PattiKen said...

Celery? Steak? Same thing. NOT!

Grace said...

I actually prefer celery to steak...matter of fact I had celery as snack tonight...

G-Man said...

I don't know about this Veggie Stuff.
It does keep you regular!
Loved your Fiberous Fifty Five J..
Thanks for playing...You are like a Gigantic Rib-Eye, hogging up the whole plate so that there is no room for anything else but some
buttered Mushrooms, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

nonamedufus said...

Poor Mike. Will he never learn?

Brian Miller said...

yep and he deserved it...but does that mean there is steak left? smiles.

Margaret said...

He should have known celery was no substitute for steak... LOL

Morning said...

this is extremely playful 55.

enjoyed it, juicy and cool entry.

MorningAJ said...

Serves him right! Great tale.

My 55 arehere.

Daydreamertoo said...

LOL
Very clever and funny 55 ~!

izzy said...

Melon and steak? well they can both be juicy! thanks.

Doctor FTSE said...

This is a great 55. Your profile is v.funny too. Happy blogging.

avoidtheclap said...

Weaponized melons. Yes!!! lol

Olivia said...

Poor melon... geez!
darn cheeky!

hugs xo

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: You must get hit with a lot of melons.

PattiKen: I agree!

Grace: Gaaahhh! Celery is ok, but nowhere near better than steak!

G-Man: Buttered mushrooms sound really good.

nonamedufus: It's ok. He's cute when he's dripping in melon juice.

BrianMiller: I can't remember the last time I had steak, and this post made me realize how good it sounds...

Margaret: He should indeed have known!

Morning: Juicy? Really? I guess that's good... right?

Daydreamertoo: Thanks for visiting!

izzy: Except only the steak tastes good with worcestershire sauce.

DoctorFTSE: Yay! I try. Thanks for visiting.

avoidtheclap: He should be glad she didn't use pineapples. Those things are pointy!

Olivia: Poor MELON? LOL! :)

Janna said...

MorningAJ: Sorry I missed you in the line-up there... I got confused because the commenter before you had a similar name. Thanks as always for visiting. :)

Mama Zen said...

I'm afraid that I would have to shove that celery up his nose!

Janna said...

MamaZen: Or in other places!

Nara Malone said...

He so deserved that melon in the head :)

Janna said...

Nara: Yes indeed!

meleah rebeccah said...

HA! He definitely deserved that melon to the head!!

Janna said...

meleah: Here's hoping he'll learn from his mistakes, right?