I think that last bottle of diet cola fried my brain

Lists for no reason:

THINGS THAT RHYME WITH "FEBREZE":
1. Sneeze
2. Disease
3. West Indies
4. Killer Bees
5. Mushy Peas

THINGS THE LETTERS "GHB" COULD STAND FOR:
1. Grandma Hurls Bricks
2. Giraffes Hate Bending
3. Gumballs Hardly Bounce
4. Go Home, Bob.
5. Gerbils Hum Badly

TODAY'S FAVORITE NUMBERS FOR NO REASON:
12, 17, 58, 52, 1, 11, 70, 41

SENTENCES WITH ALL THE WORDS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER:
1. Angie Kissed Nine Turtles Yesterday.
2. Eventually, My Stalker Submitted To Urinalysis.
3. I'm Not Quite Right Today.
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