Various Thoughts

1. Last weekend I noticed that BK has brought back the "Angry Whopper". Or, as I dubbed it a few years ago, the "Barely Pretending To Care" Whopper. Don't waste your money.

2. If I had to choose between bacon and saving the world from a meteorite, the world would be doomed because it would take me too long to decide. I apologize in advance. These things happen.

3. My head is stuffed so full of REM songs right now that I went out and bought a bottle of Orange Crush so I could look cute as I sang along with them.
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