Sunday, June 5, 2011

Things that might be more expensive than filling your gas tank

1. A string of pearls made by oysters who know all the words to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire"

2. A pond of algae where all the algae has been lovingly replaced by floating emeralds

3. Convincing me to try tofu

4. An autographed set of towels woven from the dryer lint and back hair of your favorite rock star

5. The cost of curing all the diseases you would get from licking the floor of a high school locker room


MorningAJ said...

I put petrol (gas) in my tank at the weekend. I had £35 worth, which at the current exchange rate is $57.50 and it wasn't even HALF FULL!
Do I drive a massive 4x4 gas guzzler? No, just a small hatchback.

I go through about a tank and a quarter a week getting to work and back. My other half gets through three tanks a week. That's more than $450 a week.

It's too much!

nonamedufus said...

Hey, when did you catch me in the locker room?

Janna said...

MorningAJ: $57.50 and it wasn't even half full??????? Wow!

nonamedufus: I have cameras everywhere. (!)