Saturday, June 4, 2011

I'm not ancel yet....

It's been awhile since I've added words to the Jannapedia, so here are a few to tide you over until I actually think of something useful to say.

MATERC: Arrives before a maitre'd.

APTIO: A patio that was put together all wrong.

BRINESSE: The ability to have finesse while you are soaking in brine. (Just be glad it's not called "Urinesse".)

AINES: The anus of someone who can not spell very well.

ANCEL: What the word "CLEAN" looks like after it's had too many beers.

KANDE: What the word "NAKED" looks like after it's been hanging around with ANCEL for too long.

ALITAB: Ask your doctor if Alitab is right for you. Side effects include yodeling, pink underwear, and cravings for raw starfish cut up into tiny cubes.

P.S. Pickles have lots of brinesse when brought by a materc.


MorningAJ said...

This is wonderful. I thought I ws the only person who could see a whole new language in anti-spam words. But I'm not! Have you checked out my list of Bantrum?

nonamedufus said...

ALITAB? Are you saying that'd be all my medications wrapped up in one pill? Cool. But I'm having a tough time swallowing that.

Janna said...

MorningAJ: Thank you! It does indeed seem that Blogger sometimes speaks a whole different language from the rest of us.

nonamedufus: You're in luck! It also comes in suppository form.

Jannie Funster said...

Alitab -- is that like "Tri-Openin" ?

You are very very funny.

And after I post this I am off to design and code up a sidebar button for YOU. It's time.


whall said...

You truly are one of the most creative, wonderful people I've never met.

Janna said...

Jannie: Wow! Me? A sidebar button! OMG! Really?

Whall: Awwwwww! :)