MonkeyMan: How many times does it take before it finally turns into jelly?
nonamedufus: I can speak from experience to tell you that when you leave a cup of Mountain Dew on the shelf of a college dorm room for a few months, it acquires an aroma not previously known to man.
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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what's the big deal? if it's not clear enough the first time, I usually chug it run it back through again anyway.
Mountain Dew Jelly? Is that what happens when Mountain Dew's been out of the fridge too long?
MonkeyMan: How many times does it take before it finally turns into jelly?
nonamedufus: I can speak from experience to tell you that when you leave a cup of Mountain Dew on the shelf of a college dorm room for a few months, it acquires an aroma not previously known to man.
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