Feel free to add things to the list
Things that might make the world a little better:
1. Cats that pooped solid gold
2. Double pepperoni pizza with zero calories
3. Dogs that realize it is socially awkward to drool on your loved ones
4. The absence of brussels sprouts
5. Gas that costs fifty cents a gallon
6. Making Pluto a planet again
7. Finding the socks I lost
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21 comments:
I still wouldn't have a cat. Ouch. It's hard for me to type with this strange pain in my wrist. Odd pains keep showing up in strange places. Wish I could explain it.
i am going to start following my cat around...that gas would really help too...if i had the cat i probably would not have to worry about it though...
MonkeyMan: (*whistling innocently*)
Brian: I was just thinking that myself; If we had the solid gold cat turds, it wouldn't matter how expensive gas was.
Pluto's not a planet anymore? Who said?
To your list I would add: Everyone has to do something nice for someone every day and not get caught.
8. Manditory daily sex with Angelina Joli.
9. Thursday Free Babyback Ribs at Chili's
10. Ice Cold Vernor's from your Kitchen Faucet!
Loved your 55 Janna.
You are like One Giant Cat Turd!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End
EnchantedOak: What a nice idea!
G-Man: Well, at least we can agree about the BBQ ribs...
how about:
11. Children that enjoy cleaning the house - that would make my world a LOT better!
12. And how about daily sex with Brad Pitt.. I mean, it looks like Angelina Joli is rather busy according to G-Man. (of course, that is if I wasn't married...)
Bloggers getting paid like they were professional athletes.
Fun post. =)
whew, I am all about number 2!!! Well, let me clarify lol the pizza, double pepperoni no calorie thing...
Hey, if I can dream, then gas is going to 25 cents a gallon, and the car gets 1000 miles to the gallon.
Guilt free chocolate?
Politicians that actually do something useful? Social Security that isn't in trouble? Tofu that tastes like steak?
Nah--I'm dreamin. Always enjoy your 55's, Janna.
hahahah... I suddenly developed this special adoration for cats! :))
How about having some mosquitoes that sucked evil out of us?? :)
I wouldn't mind if Justin Bieiber renounced his Canadian citizenship. Maybe Celine Dion, too.
Margaret: Yes, it looks like Brad will have a lot of free time on his hands. (Er, so to speak...)
Steve Bailey: Yay!
Steve Isaak: I try!
ScottF: Thank you for clarifying! :)
Alice: Then why not ten cents a gallon, and 5000 miles per gallon?
MorningAJ: Chocolate is already guilt-free. The trick is to silence the accusatory voices by hitting them with hammers before you take the first bite.
hedgewitch: I STILL wouldn't eat tofu. :)
Kavita: I'd rather keep my evil. I hate mosquitoes. :)
nonamedufus: Ok! We can send Celine Dion to France or something, and Justin Bieber can go to Mars. I think he's from there anyway, so he already knows the language.
I'd LOVE a cat like that. Seriously.
At my house, I could make a killing if the reptiles would poop any sort of legal tender!
wow.
your humor rocks.
smile.
enjoy an excellent weekend.
LOL :D I second each of the points, except maybe the first! Not a cat-person!
happygirl: Me too! It would make scooping the litter box a lot more pleasant.
MamaZen: Reptiles? (!!!)
Jingle: Thanks for visiting!
Leo: Awwww. Cats are very sweet. Especially when you use the right marinade. (OMG, I can't believe I just said that...)
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