Thursday, June 23, 2011

Feel free to add things to the list

Things that might make the world a little better:

1. Cats that pooped solid gold
2. Double pepperoni pizza with zero calories
3. Dogs that realize it is socially awkward to drool on your loved ones
4. The absence of brussels sprouts
5. Gas that costs fifty cents a gallon
6. Making Pluto a planet again
7. Finding the socks I lost
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21 comments:

Monkey Man said...

I still wouldn't have a cat. Ouch. It's hard for me to type with this strange pain in my wrist. Odd pains keep showing up in strange places. Wish I could explain it.

Brian Miller said...

i am going to start following my cat around...that gas would really help too...if i had the cat i probably would not have to worry about it though...

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: (*whistling innocently*)

Brian: I was just thinking that myself; If we had the solid gold cat turds, it wouldn't matter how expensive gas was.

Enchanted Oak said...

Pluto's not a planet anymore? Who said?
To your list I would add: Everyone has to do something nice for someone every day and not get caught.

G-Man said...

8. Manditory daily sex with Angelina Joli.
9. Thursday Free Babyback Ribs at Chili's
10. Ice Cold Vernor's from your Kitchen Faucet!

Loved your 55 Janna.
You are like One Giant Cat Turd!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Janna said...

EnchantedOak: What a nice idea!

G-Man: Well, at least we can agree about the BBQ ribs...

Margaret said...

how about:

11. Children that enjoy cleaning the house - that would make my world a LOT better!

12. And how about daily sex with Brad Pitt.. I mean, it looks like Angelina Joli is rather busy according to G-Man. (of course, that is if I wasn't married...)

Steve Bailey said...

Bloggers getting paid like they were professional athletes.

Steve Isaak said...

Fun post. =)

ScottF said...

whew, I am all about number 2!!! Well, let me clarify lol the pizza, double pepperoni no calorie thing...

Alice Audrey said...

Hey, if I can dream, then gas is going to 25 cents a gallon, and the car gets 1000 miles to the gallon.

MorningAJ said...

Guilt free chocolate?

hedgewitch said...

Politicians that actually do something useful? Social Security that isn't in trouble? Tofu that tastes like steak?

Nah--I'm dreamin. Always enjoy your 55's, Janna.

Kavita said...

hahahah... I suddenly developed this special adoration for cats! :))

How about having some mosquitoes that sucked evil out of us?? :)

nonamedufus said...

I wouldn't mind if Justin Bieiber renounced his Canadian citizenship. Maybe Celine Dion, too.

Janna said...

Margaret: Yes, it looks like Brad will have a lot of free time on his hands. (Er, so to speak...)

Steve Bailey: Yay!

Steve Isaak: I try!

ScottF: Thank you for clarifying! :)

Alice: Then why not ten cents a gallon, and 5000 miles per gallon?

MorningAJ: Chocolate is already guilt-free. The trick is to silence the accusatory voices by hitting them with hammers before you take the first bite.

hedgewitch: I STILL wouldn't eat tofu. :)

Kavita: I'd rather keep my evil. I hate mosquitoes. :)

nonamedufus: Ok! We can send Celine Dion to France or something, and Justin Bieber can go to Mars. I think he's from there anyway, so he already knows the language.

happygirl said...

I'd LOVE a cat like that. Seriously.

Mama Zen said...

At my house, I could make a killing if the reptiles would poop any sort of legal tender!

Jingle said...

wow.
your humor rocks.
smile.
enjoy an excellent weekend.

Leo said...

LOL :D I second each of the points, except maybe the first! Not a cat-person!

Janna said...

happygirl: Me too! It would make scooping the litter box a lot more pleasant.

MamaZen: Reptiles? (!!!)

Jingle: Thanks for visiting!

Leo: Awwww. Cats are very sweet. Especially when you use the right marinade. (OMG, I can't believe I just said that...)