Tuesday, June 21, 2011

"Crispy Salmon Doritos" would make a neat name for a rock band

I like Doritos, usually. Once in awhile I try weird flavors that disappoint me, (like here and here), but in general I'm grateful for the Dorito-esque presence on our lovely planet.

With that in mind, may I please direct your attention to the following site:
102 Doritos Flavors from around the world
(Butter and soy sauce? Crispy salmon? Roe and mayonnaise? Roasted Turkey? Seaweed Doritos? Really?)

And, while we're at it, you might also want to look at this one too:
101 Pringles Flavors from around the world:
(Imagine Pringles like "Blueberry Hazelnut", "Prawn Cocktail". "Lemon", "Soft-shelled Crab", and, of course, "Seaweed".)

If none of that interests you, you can at least go read about this weird dream I had during a migraine back in 2007. It contains the word "doritos", so that sort of vaguely goes with today's post, right?


Steve Bailey said...

Some of those Doritos sound delicious but Italian seafood or fish tacos? I just don't wanna fishy chip.... unless its goldfish!

nonamedufus said...

Boy, the lengths you go to keep us informed and in need of an Alka Seltzer.

Growing up I hated peas. Still do. Thank God there isn't a pea-flavoured Doritos. Imagine the radio ads!

whall said...

"Janna's Doritos" would be a better band name, methinks.


I just can't decide.

Janna said...

Steve: Weird, isn't it? Fish and Doritos just shouldn't mix.

nonamedufus: I've been sitting here for the past few minutes, inventing "Pea Dorito" ads in my head. They're entertaining.

Whall: "Methinks" would be an awesome band name!