Friday, May 20, 2011

Will broccoli cost less after the world ends?

As you might have heard, a group is predicting that the world is going to end tomorrow (May 21st, 2011).

I know exactly how to save it.

I can say the following sentence:

"If the world DOESN'T end tomorrow, I promise to go vegetarian for a week."

And I will.

First, let's see if I wake up tomorrow morning.

P.S. Come to think of it, broccoli DOES sort of resemble a mushroom cloud...
but then, so do mushrooms.


MorningAJ said...

It's now tomorrow and it hasn't ended yet. Do I HAVE to eat broccoli? I have zucchini. Will they do?

Janna said...

MorningAJ: So far, so good, huh?
I hate zucchini, but you're welcome to have as much as you want. I'll stick with the other stuff.
We can start a new slogan: "Dietary Fiber: It Keeps The World From Ending!"