Thursday, May 19, 2011

Does platypus taste like chicken?

Seven sentences which have seven words:

1. I really shouldn't have eaten that platypus.

2. Ketchup packets will cost a fortune soon.

3. The world is full of impatient tailgaters.

4. Can they make jerky out of asparagus?

5. Eventually, I'm going back home to Pluto.

6. Today I think I heard Spock sneeze.

7. Can I raid your freezer tomorrow night?


G-Man said...

Platypi tastes just like Duck and Beaver!!
Loved your Strange and witty 55.
Thanks for playing, You are like going to the Dairy Queen, and running into Bob Seger, and he's BUYING! Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Anonymous said...

RE: #7 - Sure, raid away. Knock yourself out!

Janna said...

G-Man: I went to Dairy Queen Wednesday night! Unfortunately, Bob was nowhere to be seen. :(

Grace: Excellent! I plan to take all the... heeyyyy, wait, there's nothing in here but freezer-burnt leftovers from 2004...

Brian Miller said...

has anyone seen perry?

sorry random fineas and ferb reference...platypi, i dunno...asparagas jerky...what sick dimented mind came up with that?

pluto, is that still a planet?

Janna said...

Brian: Thanks to a friend who described Phineas & Ferb to me last weekend, I actually DO get the Perry reference. :)
Pluto SHOULD be a planet. As soon as I return to my home there, we'll start plans for the great revolution. Unfortunately, we're terribly disorganized and won't be able to invade until sometime around 2083.

Monkey Man said...

You mean you left Pluto alone?! That poor dog.

hedgewitch said...

Seven laughs in seven gasps for air. They can't possibly make jerky out of aparagus but I'm sure they could out of platypi.

MorningAJ said...

Not wise
Could do
Too true
Probably not
Bye bye
No way!
All empty

I'm up here.

Claudia said...

i think I heard Spock sneeze too....nice one!

Linda said...

A cool 55. I like this one!

Alice Audrey said...

You're welcome to raid my freezer, but I'm pretty sure all the asparagus in it has turned to jerky.

- Alice

Mama Zen said...

No one can eat just one platypus!

nonamedufus said...

C'mon, everyone knows Pluto's a dog.

Anonymous said...

No, there's stuff in there that's quite edible - just not by me except for the bacon. Of course the ice cream is gone...

RNSANE said...

That was hysterical. I wonder where the heck you'd find platypus to try!!

My 55 is at:

Have a great weekend!

Cad said...

My fridge is yours for the raiding...

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: What's weird is that Goofy was also a dog, yet Goofy was treated like a human being. Weird. Goofy even got to wear clothes and shoes.

hedgewitch: I wonder what the marketing slogan would be... "Asparagus jerky... hey, it's better than eating a dead mouse! Barely!"

MorningAJ: Thank you for the two-word replies! :)

Claudia: I remember learning that Vulcan blood is green. I wonder what color Vulcan snot is?

Linda: Yay! :)

Alice: Freezer-burnt asparagus? (*shudder*)

MamaZen: Especially when you deep-fry them and have a lovely dipping sauce!

nonamedufus: And he's very depressed about not being called a planet anymore. Last time I heard, he was hiding under Mickey's bed, whimpering and licking various bodily regions to comfort himself.

Grace: There is a place that makes bacon flavored ice cream...

RNSANE: I wonder how much it would cost!

Cad: Excellent! Wait, what's this stuff with the gray fuzz on it?

Jingle said...

well played.
bless your weekend.