Revenge smells like garlic... sort of.
"This is the very best marinara sauce EVER," gushed Marie. "It's positively brimming with garlic."
Lyle frowned. "But I thought garlic gave you really bad gas. And we have to ride home together."
"That's what I mean," Marie smiled evilly. "It's the perfect way to pay you back for not doing the dishes last night."
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21 comments:
Noxious 55. Guess that's what they made car windows for.
MonkeyMan: Funny you should mention that. I really wanted to include a part about how he couldn't roll the window down-- but I ran out of words!
Oh, MM - you and the flatulence jokes. I can just hear an evil giggle in the background.
LOVE the revenge aspect, Janna. Glorious!
PheromoneGirl: The most fun giggles are the evil ones. :)
oh snap...and the window is broke in the car...ahhh!!!!!!this is rather scary you know...someone could die from that...marinara is rather good though...
I Love Garlic
My car windows do NOT roll down.
Noxious Faltulence.
I Ride Alone...
Loved your 55 Janna.
Thanks for playing, You are like a breath of fresh air after riding in my car, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G
Oh that's perfect! I like how your mind works.
My 55 are up here.
That was funny. Sometimes your humour just bowels me over.
Ha ha ha! It's a premeditated Dutch Oven Death!
Blood, Sweat and Tears is mine this week.
your 55 is full of imagery.
have a fun ride home.
Happy Mother's Day to Moms around you. Blessings..
heeeee
very cute!
REVENGE
that is all
Evil, devious and underhanded. I love it.
I like garlic, but it don't like me.
(But I eat it anyway!) :)
Ha ha! Delicious yet noxious 55. Love it.
I can survive ANYTHING after riding in the car with my three sons. I can't believe anything that foul comes out of someone's body.
My Friday Flash 55 is at:
http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/05/friday-flash-55-his-fate-was-sealed-may.html
Remember all the terrific mothers in your life every day of the year!!
Fart!!!
lolsss
I love garlic.. but only till then.. :) hahaha
Hugs xox
LOL, fun piece.
Clever!
!!! Cabbage is a killer too. And asparagus has an interesting side affect too. Very funny - I love the "pay back"!
Refried beans, my family hides when they see me opening the can.
Brian: Marinara is indeed delicious. The garlickier the better. :)
G-Man: Yay! Is there such a thing as NON-noxious flatulence?
MorningAJ: Right now my mind is unemployed, which just gets it into trouble.
nonamedufus: LOL! Groan!
Austin: Let's see CSI try to figure THAT one out!
Jingle: Imagery and scent and horror. Yes!
PBJdreamer: "Cute" is best when it has a touch of garlic.
hedgewitch: Hee! :)
Bubba: Good for you! Me too. :)
Belinda: Thank you!
RNsane: Three sons riding in the car at one time? And you lived??
Olivia: Yay for garlic! Rah Rah Rah!
Steve: Thanks for visiting!
MamaZen: I saved this one for quite a few months because I didn't want to be known as the lady who always does the fart jokes. But it seemed like this week was the right time, finally. :)
Margaret: I've heard about asparagus making some people's pee stink. I've tried it, and it never did that to me. I'm not sure whether to be disappointed or grateful.
Christine: My mom and I live in different cities, and she STILL cringes when I talk about buying beans. :)
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