Thursday, May 5, 2011

Revenge smells like garlic... sort of.

"This is the very best marinara sauce EVER," gushed Marie. "It's positively brimming with garlic."

Lyle frowned. "But I thought garlic gave you really bad gas. And we have to ride home together."

"That's what I mean," Marie smiled evilly. "It's the perfect way to pay you back for not doing the dishes last night."
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21 comments:

Monkey Man said...

Noxious 55. Guess that's what they made car windows for.

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: Funny you should mention that. I really wanted to include a part about how he couldn't roll the window down-- but I ran out of words!

Pheromone Girl said...

Oh, MM - you and the flatulence jokes. I can just hear an evil giggle in the background.

LOVE the revenge aspect, Janna. Glorious!

Janna said...

PheromoneGirl: The most fun giggles are the evil ones. :)

Brian Miller said...

oh snap...and the window is broke in the car...ahhh!!!!!!this is rather scary you know...someone could die from that...marinara is rather good though...

G-Man said...

I Love Garlic
My car windows do NOT roll down.
Noxious Faltulence.
I Ride Alone...
Loved your 55 Janna.
Thanks for playing, You are like a breath of fresh air after riding in my car, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

MorningAJ said...

Oh that's perfect! I like how your mind works.

My 55 are up here.

nonamedufus said...

That was funny. Sometimes your humour just bowels me over.

Austin said...

Ha ha ha! It's a premeditated Dutch Oven Death!

Blood, Sweat and Tears is mine this week.

Jingle said...

your 55 is full of imagery.

have a fun ride home.


Happy Mother's Day to Moms around you. Blessings..

PBJdreamer said...

heeeee


very cute!

REVENGE


that is all

hedgewitch said...

Evil, devious and underhanded. I love it.

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

I like garlic, but it don't like me.

(But I eat it anyway!) :)

Belinda said...

Ha ha! Delicious yet noxious 55. Love it.

RNSANE said...

I can survive ANYTHING after riding in the car with my three sons. I can't believe anything that foul comes out of someone's body.

My Friday Flash 55 is at:

http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/05/friday-flash-55-his-fate-was-sealed-may.html

Remember all the terrific mothers in your life every day of the year!!

Olivia said...

Fart!!!
lolsss

I love garlic.. but only till then.. :) hahaha

Hugs xox

Steve Isaak said...

LOL, fun piece.

Mama Zen said...

Clever!

Margaret said...

!!! Cabbage is a killer too. And asparagus has an interesting side affect too. Very funny - I love the "pay back"!

Christine said...

Refried beans, my family hides when they see me opening the can.

Janna said...

Brian: Marinara is indeed delicious. The garlickier the better. :)

G-Man: Yay! Is there such a thing as NON-noxious flatulence?

MorningAJ: Right now my mind is unemployed, which just gets it into trouble.

nonamedufus: LOL! Groan!

Austin: Let's see CSI try to figure THAT one out!

Jingle: Imagery and scent and horror. Yes!

PBJdreamer: "Cute" is best when it has a touch of garlic.

hedgewitch: Hee! :)

Bubba: Good for you! Me too. :)

Belinda: Thank you!

RNsane: Three sons riding in the car at one time? And you lived??

Olivia: Yay for garlic! Rah Rah Rah!

Steve: Thanks for visiting!

MamaZen: I saved this one for quite a few months because I didn't want to be known as the lady who always does the fart jokes. But it seemed like this week was the right time, finally. :)

Margaret: I've heard about asparagus making some people's pee stink. I've tried it, and it never did that to me. I'm not sure whether to be disappointed or grateful.

Christine: My mom and I live in different cities, and she STILL cringes when I talk about buying beans. :)