Math Problem For Today
1. Calculate exactly how tired I am, using the Martian-Plutonian metric system (which is actually only used by dishwasher repairmen on Venus, but that's a long story.)
2. Multiply by the number of pepperoni slices I ate today.
3. Divide by the number of times I have tried to appreciate jazz music (and failed).
4. Subtract the amount of disdain I have for people who spit in public.
5. Add to the ever-growing number of times I wish I'd gone to bed earlier.
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4 comments:
Seven?
You're not going to believe how in tune we are with one another. Seriously, you're not.
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Nessa: Maybe! :)
nonamedufus: More than usual, you mean? :)
MikeWJ: Feel free to convince me... How many fingers am I holding up? What number am I thinking of? What did I have for dinner?
Mik: Hello, Douglas Adams! :D
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