Sunday, April 24, 2011

Try not to be distracted by my snoring

Here are more of my ancient Twitters, which I have craftily recycled so as to avoid actual blogging work today.
(That sounded a lot better before I actually said it. Fortunately I'm too tired to feel regret.)

Incidentally, today is another one of those days when Twitter isn't working properly for some reason. It just gives me a blank screen. Sometimes it does that, other days it's fine.
I dunno.
I copied these from a Word document where I've saved my favorite Twitters. (I realize this probably falls somewhere on the "pathetic" scale, but fortunately I'm too tired to feel embarrassed.)


I'm going to go put some pants on and eat Sun Chips in the cemetery. The salsa flavored ones. And I'll try to find someone born in 1808.
6:47 PM May 22nd, 2009

Full of fiber and bran cereal. Everybody stand back.
9:19 AM May 26th, 2009

Ahhh... Home now. Just got done practicing f-horn. My lips feel like I french-kissed a motorcycle.
5:36 PM May 29th, 2009

Backache, neck-ache, and a headache which is turning into a migraine. Do me a favor-- if the world ends today, don't tell me til tomorrow.
3:48 PM May 31st, 2009

Pizza for dinner. - -
Convenient pointy joy... Yum! - -
Happy meaty sigh.
4:56 PM Jun 1st, 2009

Broccoli farts.
4:00 PM Jun 2nd, 2009

If I could talk to the color blue, would he tell me to stop eating blueberries, or does he see that as more of a purple instead?
10:50 PM Jun 10th, 2009


Monkey Man said...

With the exception of the f-horn practice, I think any one of those could have been tapped out by my fat little fingers. Especially those associated with flatulence. "Convenient Pointy Joy" yes. Followed again by more flatulence.

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: Most of my free time is consumed by pizza and flatulence. Shhh. Don't tell anyone. I like to fool people into thinking I'm ladylike.
(*evil laugh*)

Mik said...

I'm glad you put pants on to eat chips, they get everywhere!

nonamedufus said...

I've been looking everywhere for salsa flavoured pants. Where the heck did you find them?