Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Math Problem For Today

1. Calculate exactly how tired I am, using the Martian-Plutonian metric system (which is actually only used by dishwasher repairmen on Venus, but that's a long story.)

2. Multiply by the number of pepperoni slices I ate today.

3. Divide by the number of times I have tried to appreciate jazz music (and failed).

4. Subtract the amount of disdain I have for people who spit in public.

5. Add to the ever-growing number of times I wish I'd gone to bed earlier.


Nessa said...


nonamedufus said...

My brain hurts!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

You're not going to believe how in tune we are with one another. Seriously, you're not.

Mik said...


Janna said...

Nessa: Maybe! :)

nonamedufus: More than usual, you mean? :)

MikeWJ: Feel free to convince me... How many fingers am I holding up? What number am I thinking of? What did I have for dinner?

Mik: Hello, Douglas Adams! :D