Thursday, March 10, 2011

Whatever you do, don't try picturing pink underwear with Limburger cheese...

Ten things I promise never to put into my new refrigerator:

1. Limburger cheese
2. Baby harp seals
3. Onions (yuk)
4. CD of the BeeGee's Greatest Hits
5. Mayonnaise (yuk)
6. Urine samples
7. Firewood
8. Pink underwear
9. "Squeez Bacon"
10. You


MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Do you have a CD of the Bee Gees greatest hits? Because if you do, then it doesn't really matter whether it's refridgerated or not. It's just wrong.

I ought to know, because we have it, too. It's, uhmm, my wife's.

nonamedufus said...

That Bee Gees CD should go in the freezer, never to be thawed out.

Monkey Man said...

Bee Gee's CD in a fridge or a freezer? Never! Fireplace is more like it.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: I hereby swear on a stack of Bibles that I do NOT own a CD of the BeeGees' Greatest Hits.

nonamedufus: LOL! Y'know, I went through a brief phase in the mid 1980's when I really liked one or two of their songs. These days I just sit back and wonder what horrendous thing they did to get their voices that high. (!!!)

MonkeyMan: If only I had a fireplace! Wait... how about the microwave?

nonamedufus said...

I was into their 60s stuff when they were part of that British invasion thingy. But ever since the 70s and that disco stuff.... they've blown.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: An unforeseen side effect of doing this post is that "More Than A Woman" has been playing in my head for two days now... (Listen... there it goes again...)
(disco... *sob*)