Whatever you do, don't try picturing pink underwear with Limburger cheese...
Ten things I promise never to put into my new refrigerator:
1. Limburger cheese
2. Baby harp seals
3. Onions (yuk)
4. CD of the BeeGee's Greatest Hits
5. Mayonnaise (yuk)
6. Urine samples
7. Firewood
8. Pink underwear
9. "Squeez Bacon"
10. You
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6 comments:
Do you have a CD of the Bee Gees greatest hits? Because if you do, then it doesn't really matter whether it's refridgerated or not. It's just wrong.
I ought to know, because we have it, too. It's, uhmm, my wife's.
That Bee Gees CD should go in the freezer, never to be thawed out.
Bee Gee's CD in a fridge or a freezer? Never! Fireplace is more like it.
MikeWJ: I hereby swear on a stack of Bibles that I do NOT own a CD of the BeeGees' Greatest Hits.
nonamedufus: LOL! Y'know, I went through a brief phase in the mid 1980's when I really liked one or two of their songs. These days I just sit back and wonder what horrendous thing they did to get their voices that high. (!!!)
MonkeyMan: If only I had a fireplace! Wait... how about the microwave?
I was into their 60s stuff when they were part of that British invasion thingy. But ever since the 70s and that disco stuff.... they've blown.
nonamedufus: An unforeseen side effect of doing this post is that "More Than A Woman" has been playing in my head for two days now... (Listen... there it goes again...)
(disco... *sob*)
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