Thursday, March 10, 2011

And now he's seeing a pine tree instead

Once upon a time there was a Rottweiler named Bruno.
His best friend was an oak tree named Cheryl.

"What do you think about the world situation?" He asked her one afternoon.

"I don't know," she muttered, "but if you pee on me one more time, I'm going to knock you out with this branch."
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21 comments:

dustus said...

LOL Obviously some give and take in that friendship. Enjoyed

Jingle said...

well played, thanks for the fun 55.
Cheers.

Brian Miller said...

ha. what an odd couple...but no one likes getting peed on...

moondustwriter said...

Friendship
...when all the others have been forgot ours will still be hot... (sorry show tunes)

gotta love friends and your humor

:)

Janna said...

Dustus: You'll never guess how they first met!

Jingle: Thanks for visiting!

Brian: Well... from what I understand, there ARE a few that like it, but I try not to think about it. (!)

moondustwriter: Now I'm picturing a dog and a tree singing Broadway show tunes...

G-Man said...

I agree with Cheryl. (Odd name for a deciduous tree, we'll discuss this in length later)
Rottweiler piss is thick and nasty, a dahshounds piss is clear and sparse. If you are gonna get pissed on by a dog. A weener dog is your best choice.
Loved your 55 Janna..
You are like finding a big fat joint under your coffee table, obviously dropped by your younger brother the last time he visited you, after you have been having urges to RE-Live those thrilling days of yesteryear.
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

Belinda Munoz said...

Enough unwanted nutrients for those roots, I guess. Thanks for the chuckle.

Monkey Man said...

How did I know it was gong to end in a leg lifting situation? *snort*

Ami Mattison said...

Ha! You made me laugh aloud on this one! Very funny 55!

gautami tripathy said...

LOL!

Here is mine:
dissolved

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

Bruno should treat her better than he treats his bitches. LOL!

Funny 55, Janna!

Alice Audrey said...

LOL.


Well, no need to get all pissy, he replied. :)

- Alice

Mama Zen said...

So funny!

nonamedufus said...

Well, I don't know about you but I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

wordsasunder said...

haha..gave me a smile..nice one

Steve Isaak said...

LOL, easily one of my favorite stories/works read this week. Great stuff.

avoidtheclap said...

All politics are local, as they say. great work.

Linc said...

Love it!

Doctor FTSE said...

Wonderful idea, well written up.

kavisionz said...

HAHAHHAAH... that's a cooool fable, Janna!!
Moral of the story: Stay alert even hounded by smooth talk ;)

Janna said...

G-man: I'm afraid to ask how many times you've compared and contrasted various kinds of dog pee....

Belinda: Does dog pee have nutrients?

MonkeyMan: You know me so well!

Ami: Excellent! I try!

gautami tripathy: Your name intrigues me!

Eric: *gasp!* :)

Alice: LOL!

MamaZen: I try!

nonamedufus: If those were the only two choices, I might agree with you... Fortunately I decided to eat pizza instead. :)

wordsasunder: Thanks for visiting! :)

Steve: Yay! :) Thanks for visiting!

avoidtheclap: Your name also intrigues me!

Linc: Yay! :)

DoctorFTSE: Thank you!

kavisionz: LOL.... "hounded"...