And now he's seeing a pine tree instead
Once upon a time there was a Rottweiler named Bruno.
His best friend was an oak tree named Cheryl.
"What do you think about the world situation?" He asked her one afternoon.
"I don't know," she muttered, "but if you pee on me one more time, I'm going to knock you out with this branch."
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18 comments:
LOL Obviously some give and take in that friendship. Enjoyed
well played, thanks for the fun 55.
Cheers.
ha. what an odd couple...but no one likes getting peed on...
Friendship
...when all the others have been forgot ours will still be hot... (sorry show tunes)
gotta love friends and your humor
:)
Dustus: You'll never guess how they first met!
Jingle: Thanks for visiting!
Brian: Well... from what I understand, there ARE a few that like it, but I try not to think about it. (!)
moondustwriter: Now I'm picturing a dog and a tree singing Broadway show tunes...
I agree with Cheryl. (Odd name for a deciduous tree, we'll discuss this in length later)
Rottweiler piss is thick and nasty, a dahshounds piss is clear and sparse. If you are gonna get pissed on by a dog. A weener dog is your best choice.
Loved your 55 Janna..
You are like finding a big fat joint under your coffee table, obviously dropped by your younger brother the last time he visited you, after you have been having urges to RE-Live those thrilling days of yesteryear.
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End
Enough unwanted nutrients for those roots, I guess. Thanks for the chuckle.
How did I know it was gong to end in a leg lifting situation? *snort*
Ha! You made me laugh aloud on this one! Very funny 55!
LOL!
Here is mine:
dissolved
LOL.
Well, no need to get all pissy, he replied. :)
- Alice
Well, I don't know about you but I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
haha..gave me a smile..nice one
LOL, easily one of my favorite stories/works read this week. Great stuff.
All politics are local, as they say. great work.
Wonderful idea, well written up.
HAHAHHAAH... that's a cooool fable, Janna!!
Moral of the story: Stay alert even hounded by smooth talk ;)
G-man: I'm afraid to ask how many times you've compared and contrasted various kinds of dog pee....
Belinda: Does dog pee have nutrients?
MonkeyMan: You know me so well!
Ami: Excellent! I try!
gautami tripathy: Your name intrigues me!
Eric: *gasp!* :)
Alice: LOL!
MamaZen: I try!
nonamedufus: If those were the only two choices, I might agree with you... Fortunately I decided to eat pizza instead. :)
wordsasunder: Thanks for visiting! :)
Steve: Yay! :) Thanks for visiting!
avoidtheclap: Your name also intrigues me!
Linc: Yay! :)
DoctorFTSE: Thank you!
kavisionz: LOL.... "hounded"...
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