Maybe if you sandwiched a habanero pepper between them...

Today I tried "Molten Hot Wings" flavored Ruffles potato chips.

With a name like "Molten Hot Wings", one would naturally expect them to taste hot.
Alas, they did not.

Mild. Pathetic. Boring. Not even warm enough to melt an ice cube in the desert.
Sad.

I weep for the wussy palates of humanity.
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