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"How was your blind date last night?" asked Rachel.
"Terrible," lamented Jill. "He kept trying to take my pulse."
"What...? Why?"
"Well," Jill confessed, "my first date didn't show up, so I called 911 and waited for the paramedic to show up."
"You called the--"
"And the the worst part is, he wasn't even cute."
25 comments:
LOL Funny in the many ways it can be interpreted. Very clever 55!
Ah, forget the other characters, paramedics are totaly dreamy. :)
xo
Janna....?
Have you tried this?
And another thing, I kind of miss stories about food and trees with names and human attributes.
But even that...I LOVED your 55!!!
Thanks for playing...You are like a fully charged portable De-Fibulator hanging on the wall, after Flatlining at your favorite Rib Joint!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...G
Better than starting your house on fire. My 55 is HERE.
How fun! I might have to try that for a date!
Teresa
So the first guy didn't show up because...his seeing eye dog lost his way?
haha...nice...but its a date right? lol
Dustus: Wow, there are multiple interpretations? I only thought of one. :)
Jannie: Some are! :)
G-Man: Now I'm craving BBQ ribs!
MonkeyMan: Yikes!
razzamadazzle: If all else fails...!
nonamedufus: LOL! I was wondering if someone would make a joke about that. :)
Brian: Any port in a storm!
No doubt someone somewhere has done this. Very funny.
Smacks of desperation! LOL
Hope she asked for his supervisor-
Heehee, good one, Thanks.
Yikes! A series of unfortunate incidents I see...
:D
lost in a maze
Actually, this sounds kinda familiar. When I worked as a medic, we had a couple of 'frequent flyers' who would call every week, mid-week, complaining of "chest pain" just to get a nice long (50 mile) one way road trip to the hospital.
It wasn't uncommon to field marriage proposals for at least 45 of those miles, either.
Great 55, Janna!
Yea, it's always bad news when the paramedic's not even cute, not that I judge people by their looks.
Funny 55, Janna!
lovely 55.
remarkable message,
Happy Friday.
avoidtheclap: Probably!
Jinksy: Indeed!
5thsister: I'm surprised it never ended up on an episode of Seinfeld...
gautami tripathy: :)
Titanium: Really? ...?!
Bubba: (*nods sagely*)
Jingle: It's not all that remarkable, but thank you for visiting anyway! :)
izzy: Just imagine the complaint forms she would have to fill out! :o
I needed a good laugh today - and it's all your fault I found it! The kids think I'm a little off again... oh, well! Happy Friday!
Haha..very funny! :) Nice start to the weekend :)
hahahha.. I think I know why she dialed 911... in case her date did indeed show up, she would've given him a good thrashing anyway!! Alas it just wasn't her day... lol
Loved this!!!
I've occasionally considered starting a small fire. Firemen are cute!
Now then, now then! I used to be a paramedic! I was peerless. Beyond reproach. I was George Clooney's double. What more could a girl want.?
GREAT 55! LOVED IT!
Pheromone Girl: Tell the kids that if they're not careful they will grow up to be just like you. That'll get em. ;)
wordsasunder: Thank you!
kavisionz: Good point!
MamaZen: LOL!!
DoctorFTSE: See? You might have been someone's date hundreds of times and just never realized it. :o
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