Thursday, March 17, 2011

I can hardly wait for the cartoon series

Lesser-known superpowers:

1. The ability to save 15% on your car insurance by pretending to be a lizard's long-lost uncle

2. The ability to get an extra three hours of sleep every morning by unplugging your alarm clock and muttering incomprehensible things in that pseudo-drunken voice you have when you're not totally awake yet and have no clue you're going to be late for work

3. The ability to make a dozen cookies disappear when no one else is watching

4. The ability to realize that the person driving 20mph in front of you is an idiot

5. The ability to appreciate your own farts while failing to appreciate anyone else's

6. The ability to create mindless blog posts that make no sense whatsoever


MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

You're gifted, Janna. But I wouldn't tell anybody about that farting superpower. You want that one to be a surprise.

nonamedufus said...

Who knew you had these amazing talents? Well, you, obviously.

Monkey Man said...

makes perfect sense to me....what's that smell?

Janna said...

MikeWJ: True!

nonamedufus: I think everyone already knew about number six, unfortunately. :(

MonkeyMan: (*looks around, whistling innocently*)