Thursday, March 31, 2011

The sixth one would probably involve ferrets

Five Really Bad Ideas:

1. Discovering whether your car will run with a gas tank full of ketchup

2. Riding a roller coaster after eating lukewarm shrimp

3. Choosing politics as a career

4. Knife juggling while naked

5. Proposing to your girlfriend on April Fools' Day and then saying "But I thought you knew it was just a joke..."
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27 comments:

Jingle said...

awesome 55.

have fun...over the weekend.

G-Man said...

Janna...?
Where are you going to find 19.9 gallons of Ketchup?
But I loved the points that you make, and your 55!
Thanks for playing, You are like the cook from your favorite breakfast cafe visiting your table and saying..."Excuse me, we have fried TOO much bacon today, would you like these 20 extra crispy pieces?"
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

Janna said...

Jingle: Thanks for visiting. Have a good weekend!

G-Man: Go to McDonalds; they have those ketchup pump thingies now so you can fill up your own. Never mind those little paper cups; just take a bucket from home.

dustus said...

Very cool way to write a 55! Never thought to do one as a list. 1-3 made me laugh. 4 & 5 could both kill a guy. lol

Janna said...

Dustus: LOL. If #5 results in his death, I'm sure he totally deserved it. :)

Steve E said...

JANNA!
Dipped in hot chili sauce? and then tickle WHERE? may I ask...Don't forget, this chick is still wearing FEATHERS--grin! Oh well, please DELETE what I just wrote...LOL

My 55 is HERE

that is, if we're still blog-friends?

JUST A JOKE??? Yeah, RIGHT! Ouch! Ouch! Quit hitting me!

Pheromone Girl said...

Here's to Fridays, buckets full of ketchup and most definitely boys that play jokes getting what's coming to them :-)

Janna said...

SteveE: Just a minute... I'm not done hitting you yet.

PheremoneGirl: Amen!

Leslie said...

How 'bout proposing on the roller coaster on April fools day???

Janna - excellent!!!

Monkey Man said...

Isn't gas cheaper by the gallon than ketchup? As for April fools day...I would never participate in such childish activities. HEY! What's that crawling up the side of your blog? Mde you look. April Fool.

Brian Miller said...

eww these are deadly...esp #3...not sure i want to know about #6...poor ferrets...lol

Janna said...

Leslie: Don't forget the lukewarm shrimp!

MonkeyMan: At the moment, I guess gas IS cheaper per gallon than ketchup. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Brian: Just imagine naked ferrets juggling knives on a roller coaster. Oh, and don't forget the lukewarm shrimp.

KB said...

The last one would be the end of the relationship!

Steve Isaak said...

LOL, the best 55 I've read thus far. Inspired stuff.

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

Ferrets?!? Noooo!!! Thank goodness you ran out of words!

Another goofy 55, Janna!

Mama Zen said...

My husband and I had our first date on April Fools Day. How's that for ignoring a red flag?

Alice Audrey said...

I can see certain people I've known trying out the ketchup thing.

nonamedufus said...

You know, I think all are preferable to #3. I know. I'm a maverick.

Janna said...

KB: Yes indeed!

Steve: Yay! Thanks for visiting. :)

Bubba: It might make a nice sequel to "Snakes On A Plane"...

MamaZen: LOL!

Alice: Are they naked knife-juggling politicians?

nonamedufus: So if you had to choose between politics and knife juggling while naked, you'd happily run right over to the Ginsu display, huh? Duly noted....

wordsasunder said...

haha good one..I think I would rather do 2 or 4 than 3 :)

Steve E said...
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Steve E said...

SORRY, I got my numbers mixed up. Here is what I MEANT:

I believe 'words-asunder' made a good choice. However, I would not like to witness #2...but might hang around for that #4 show-GRIN!

PEACE!
Steve E

Janna said...

Wordsasunder: It seems like most of the other commenters agree!

SteveE: Wait... maybe someone could knife-juggle naked and ride a roller coaster at the same time... After eating lukewarm shrimp. With ketchup.

Steve E said...

HOLY COW (who jumped over the moon...)

Jannie Funster said...

Yes, I always wear at least a bra and panties while juggling knives. :)

And it's honey in my gas tank, Baby! :)

xoxo

The Offended Blogger said...

That fifth one would probably get a man castrated! I likey. :)

Janna said...

SteveE: Holy cow is delicious with worcestershire sauce and sauteed mushrooms.

Jannie: Safety first! Yes! Lacy undergarments are the perfect knife-juggling uniform. Just imagine Dick Cheney doing that.

Chelle: It might! If he was standing upside down and had really bad aim... or good aim, depending on your point of view.