Monday, March 28, 2011

Just when I was thinking of blogging in braille....

I got my glasses back today!
They're fixed!
I can see! I can SEE!

Things I can read again:

1. The warning on the back of a bottle of Coke Zero that says it contains phenylalanine, whatever that is. I'm hoping it's something that will cause me to mutate into... into... well, something cool, anyway. I'm not picky.


2. My own handwriting. I was wondering what I'd been saying all that time.

3. The label on my deodorant, which says it contains 1.7 fluid ounces, which doesn't sound like very much at all. Should I be worried? Here, sniff my armpit.

4. A coupon which apparently expired last January. Oops.

It's so nice to be able to see both far away AND close up.
I love my bifocals, even if they do remind me that I am rapidly becoming a senile old lady.

Let's all celebrate by drinking phenylalanine and buying deodorant.
Be sure to use your coupons before they expire.
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9 comments:

nonamedufus said...

Actually, I think you can use phenylalanine to clean your glasses.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Clean them or dissolve them... I forget which.

LOTGK said...

1. The warning on the back of a bottle of Coke Zero that says it contains phenylalanine, whatever that is. I'm hoping it's something that will cause me to mutate into... into... well, something cool, anyway. I'm not picky.

That is the secret ingredient also found in Charlie Sheen's favorite drink, Tiger Blood.

Janna said...

LOTGK: He should bottle that stuff. And there should be a warning on the label.

LOTGK said...

Yes, that warning should be:

DON'T EVER VISIT DETROIT WITH A LAME EXCUSE FOR A COMEDY ACT.

Janna said...

LOTGK: (???) ... ?

LOTGK said...

Charlie Sheen and his torpedoes of truth completely bombed in Detroit. they booed him on stage.

Hence, the warning label, don't visit Detroit. :D

Janna said...

LOTGK: I'll add it to my ever-growing list of reasons to avoid Detroit. My favorite one is that the traffic is absolutely, positively, INSANE. I'm surprised anyone ever comes out alive.

LOTGK said...

Especially with all the foreign cars driven there.

*That's a slap to Detroit automakers*