Maybe Aunt Milgatroid should have coughed instead
Things you shouldn't say to people with colds/flu:
1. Oh, quit whining. My Aunt Milgatroid had it MUCH worse. She sneezed and her arm fell off.
2. Wow, look! Free ice cream for all non-contagious people!
3. Here, have some lime jello.
4. You look like you've been hit by a Volkswagen full of buffalo.
5. Every time you cough, an angel gets mildly annoyed.
6. Wait... is that bean dip?
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4 comments:
7. You should blog more
Stay away from the bean dip. You wanna be sick outta both ends?
I'm with dufus on the bean dip thing. Trust me.
;-)
As for whining - go right the hell ahead, full steam. I do. It's the only time I have a legitimate excuse to whine.
Whall: Indeed! If I blogged more, I would spontaneously self-destruct from over-exertion.
nonamedufus: Such wisdom! You should make fortune cookies.
00dozo: Excellent! I will. :)
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