Thursday, February 3, 2011

Maybe Aunt Milgatroid should have coughed instead

Things you shouldn't say to people with colds/flu:

1. Oh, quit whining. My Aunt Milgatroid had it MUCH worse. She sneezed and her arm fell off.

2. Wow, look! Free ice cream for all non-contagious people!

3. Here, have some lime jello.

4. You look like you've been hit by a Volkswagen full of buffalo.

5. Every time you cough, an angel gets mildly annoyed.

6. Wait... is that bean dip?


whall said...

7. You should blog more

nonamedufus said...

Stay away from the bean dip. You wanna be sick outta both ends?

00dozo said...

I'm with dufus on the bean dip thing. Trust me.

As for whining - go right the hell ahead, full steam. I do. It's the only time I have a legitimate excuse to whine.

Janna said...

Whall: Indeed! If I blogged more, I would spontaneously self-destruct from over-exertion.

nonamedufus: Such wisdom! You should make fortune cookies.

00dozo: Excellent! I will. :)