Thursday, February 3, 2011

They could call it "Bovine Mist"...

Marty cringed in disgust.

"I don't see why all these air fresheners have to smell pretty. It makes no sense," he explained. "If I can find bathroom spray that stinks like a dead cow, wouldn't that make my farts smell better by comparison?"

"Well," mused Dan, "You do need all the help you can get."

18 comments:

whall said...

Other names you could use:

Methane Mood
Artsy-Fartsy
Classical Gas
Toot-e Fruity
Let 'er Rip
Raspberry Romance
I Can't Believe It's Not Dead
Organic Movements in the Dark
Dutch Apple Oven

moondustwriter said...

I would go with the:
"I can't believe it's not dead" fragrance - LOL

or "Cow rot is hot"

goodness Janna my sides hurt

Janna said...

Whall: Classical Gas! LOL! Now I have that song in my head...

moondustwriter: Just imagine all their "scratch & sniff" ads stuck in magazines...

G-Man said...

Janna Dear...
Flatulente' is one of my Favorite Topics!
Loved your very aromatic 55!
You are like a breath of fresh air, while living next to a Land-Fill in August.
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

Caty said...

LOL what a great way of thinking :)

Belinda Munoz said...

I'm coming here every week for a good laugh. You have a gift, Janna!

Brian Miller said...

in a weird kinda way that really does make sense

nonamedufus said...

That's udderly ridiculous.

izzy said...

I'll take horse poop any day, -cow? well
not so much! thanks for playing!

Monkey Man said...

How 'bout a dog that just lays around and farts all day....at least then you have something to blame your own flatulence on.

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

This 55 stinks, Janna - except by comparison, of course! :)

autumnraven said...

LOL! That's great. Better not let my hubby read this. He might agree.

Mama Zen said...

You know, this is really not a bad idea. The pretty smelling air freshener is kind of a fail. I mean, now every time I smell peach, I immediately smell poo by association.

Janna said...

G-Man: Flatulence is classic, even if it is an acquired taste. Er, smell... well, you know what I mean.

Caty: I try!

Belinda: Thank you and welcome!

Brian: See?

nonamedufus: And very moooooving.

izzy: Is there that big of a difference? Huh. I never paid close attention, I guess!

MonkeyMan: I have cats instead. They rarely fart, but they do have the litter box I can blame.

Bubba: I hope that's a good thing!

autumnraven: He might!

MamaZen: LOL! Just try not to think of peach cobbler.

Enchanted Oak said...

What a sensory 55!
Free advice coming out of the woodwork!

Larry said...

LOL that was funny never thouht about it that way before.

I'm up and you'll find me at the end of the link.. aThanks for the Laugh.

Here

Jerry said...

"I stink, therefore I am." DeFarte

Janna said...

EnchantedOak: Think of it as the blog version of "Smell-O-Vision".

Larry: Thanks for visiting!

Jerry: LOL! So true!