They could call it "Bovine Mist"...
Marty cringed in disgust.
"I don't see why all these air fresheners have to smell pretty. It makes no sense," he explained. "If I can find bathroom spray that stinks like a dead cow, wouldn't that make my farts smell better by comparison?"
"Well," mused Dan, "You do need all the help you can get."
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Other names you could use:
Methane Mood
Artsy-Fartsy
Classical Gas
Toot-e Fruity
Let 'er Rip
Raspberry Romance
I Can't Believe It's Not Dead
Organic Movements in the Dark
Dutch Apple Oven
I would go with the:
"I can't believe it's not dead" fragrance - LOL
or "Cow rot is hot"
goodness Janna my sides hurt
Whall: Classical Gas! LOL! Now I have that song in my head...
moondustwriter: Just imagine all their "scratch & sniff" ads stuck in magazines...
Janna Dear...
Flatulente' is one of my Favorite Topics!
Loved your very aromatic 55!
You are like a breath of fresh air, while living next to a Land-Fill in August.
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G
LOL what a great way of thinking :)
I'm coming here every week for a good laugh. You have a gift, Janna!
in a weird kinda way that really does make sense
That's udderly ridiculous.
I'll take horse poop any day, -cow? well
not so much! thanks for playing!
How 'bout a dog that just lays around and farts all day....at least then you have something to blame your own flatulence on.
This 55 stinks, Janna - except by comparison, of course! :)
LOL! That's great. Better not let my hubby read this. He might agree.
You know, this is really not a bad idea. The pretty smelling air freshener is kind of a fail. I mean, now every time I smell peach, I immediately smell poo by association.
G-Man: Flatulence is classic, even if it is an acquired taste. Er, smell... well, you know what I mean.
Caty: I try!
Belinda: Thank you and welcome!
Brian: See?
nonamedufus: And very moooooving.
izzy: Is there that big of a difference? Huh. I never paid close attention, I guess!
MonkeyMan: I have cats instead. They rarely fart, but they do have the litter box I can blame.
Bubba: I hope that's a good thing!
autumnraven: He might!
MamaZen: LOL! Just try not to think of peach cobbler.
What a sensory 55!
Free advice coming out of the woodwork!
LOL that was funny never thouht about it that way before.
I'm up and you'll find me at the end of the link.. aThanks for the Laugh.
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"I stink, therefore I am." DeFarte
EnchantedOak: Think of it as the blog version of "Smell-O-Vision".
Larry: Thanks for visiting!
Jerry: LOL! So true!
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