No wonder McDonald's is so popular....
Fast food restaurants which haven't been invented yet:
1. Peachy Poss: Specializes in dishes involving deep fried peaches and possum.
2. Raunchy Chris: Gives discounts to people named Chris, but only if they're wearing dirty underwear.
3. Stop & Run: Serves stop-sign-shaped sandwiches which are laced with castor oil.
4. Raw Reflections: Gives you a free mirror with every sushi roll, so you can see the look on your face when you realize you're eating raw fish.
5. Pompermints: Serves only pomegranates and candy canes.
6. Es-Car-Goat: Brings fresh snails and goats right out to your car!
7. Celery & Sobbing: Only serves items which are ten calories or less.
8. Green Lobster: (The refrigeration isn't quite as good as Red Lobster.)
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4 comments:
#'s 6 & 7: OMG - too funny. #4 is pretty good too Ewww - sushi - raw fish - Ewww!
Grace: I think my favorite one is "Celery & Sobbing". It speaks to the dietary martyr in me. :)
Grace: Although, I also love "Green Lobster" and "Es-Car-Goat". So hard to decide...
Janna, there's a fine line between genius and insanity, and sometimes I think you straddle it. Es-Car-Goat is brilliant! Celery & Sobbing is crazy. But I'd actually eat at Raw Relections.
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