Thursday, January 13, 2011

No wonder McDonald's is so popular....

Fast food restaurants which haven't been invented yet:

1. Peachy Poss: Specializes in dishes involving deep fried peaches and possum.

2. Raunchy Chris: Gives discounts to people named Chris, but only if they're wearing dirty underwear.

3. Stop & Run: Serves stop-sign-shaped sandwiches which are laced with castor oil.

4. Raw Reflections: Gives you a free mirror with every sushi roll, so you can see the look on your face when you realize you're eating raw fish.

5. Pompermints: Serves only pomegranates and candy canes.

6. Es-Car-Goat: Brings fresh snails and goats right out to your car!

7. Celery & Sobbing: Only serves items which are ten calories or less.

8. Green Lobster: (The refrigeration isn't quite as good as Red Lobster.)


Anonymous said...

#'s 6 & 7: OMG - too funny. #4 is pretty good too Ewww - sushi - raw fish - Ewww!

Janna said...

Grace: I think my favorite one is "Celery & Sobbing". It speaks to the dietary martyr in me. :)

Janna said...

Grace: Although, I also love "Green Lobster" and "Es-Car-Goat". So hard to decide...

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Janna, there's a fine line between genius and insanity, and sometimes I think you straddle it. Es-Car-Goat is brilliant! Celery & Sobbing is crazy. But I'd actually eat at Raw Relections.