Friday, January 14, 2011

Let's all drive 60 mph in a blinding snowstorm! You first!

Once there was a french fry who thought he was a mozzarella stick and couldn't understand why people kept talking about dipping him in ketchup instead of marinara sauce. *
Yet even he isn't as crazy as the nuts I see in traffic every day who drive like the apocalypse is here.

*P.S. He was delicious.


g-man said...

Too many of those potlickers on the road these days if you ask me!
Loved your Foodie 55 Janna....
You are like the Last Generator at the Tru-Value Hardware just before the power goes out for Three Days in a Tri-County area!!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

Belinda Munoz said...

What a fun 55! And yes, lots of crazy drivers out there.

Jingle said...

cool highlight of those on roads.
Happy Friday.

enjoyed your unique take.

Alice Audrey said...

LOL. So even non humans can be idiots? Who knew?

Great 55

Mama Zen said...

The Apocalypse isn't here?

Monkey Man said...

Apocalyptic chips and idiots on the road surprise you? Funny how it ia always the other guy on snowy roads that is the idiot. Fun 55.

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

You really do live in your own little world, don't you Janna? (LOL!) Nice 55!

And I'm there with you on those crazy drivers - I see them in the ditch all the time!

(Them and the texting-while-driving addicts!)

hedgewitch said...

Amen! I have houseplants smarter(and with better motor skills) than these guys...moisture of any kind seems to bring out a major death wish. Thanks for the laugh and the great 55.

Yvonne Osborne said...


We must be driving the same stretch of highway.

Good 55!

Be safe.

Anonymous said...

LOVED loved loved the analogy! And I am soooooooooooo with you on the "driving" bit, girl!! Jeeezz... when will they ever realize!??!?
And we say the human race is the smartest of 'em all!!! Uhh... hello?!?!?! Heck, fries are better off! :)
Enjoyed your 55!! (for the fun, and the message)

Janna said...

g-man: LOL. My dad used to call people potlickers when he was disgruntled with them. Not to their faces, of course. :)

Belinda: Crazy indeed!

Jingle: Saturday I ended up just staying home, and it was a lot more peaceful. No traffic!

Alice: Amazing, isn't it?

MamaZen: Not quite yet!

MonkeyMan: Yes, so far it's always been the OTHER guy. :)

Eric: I like my own little world. The food is good, there are plenty of imaginary friends, and I never have to leave a tip.

hedgewitch: Speaking of a death wish, I've never been able to keep houseplants alive...

Yvonne: Look for me! I'm the white car splattered in wintery salt and mud. I really need a trip to the car wash.

kavisionz: Humans probably are the smartest race of all, but that's just because dolphins haven't learned how to blog yet.