Just wait until the squirrels stop hibernating...
Things I have not said yet in 2011:
1. "This is the very best pomegranate I have ever eaten in my entire life!"
2. "If you don't stop talking about politics, I'm going to eat all your french fries."
3. "Oh, look! A squirrel! And he's carrying a tiny flamethrower!"
4. "You remind me of yourself. Good thing, huh?"
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16 comments:
Isn't typing these out the same as saying it? In that case, you have said all these things.
I wish squirrels hybernated. Here they run crazy with their little flame throwers all year round.
MonkeyMan: It doesn't count until I say it out loud. :)
Just think, the squirrels can have roasted chestnuts whenever they want...
your humor is off the charts.
Now I'm looking for squirrels with flame throwers
Happy New Year if I havent told you yet
Friday Flash 55
moondustwriter: LOL. Hopefully, by "off the charts", you mean "she doesn't need medication quite yet." :)
You DO need medication!
But Janna...You always give us food for thought!
Loved your 55 My Dear...
You are like putting your last quarter into a slot machine at Soaring Eagle Casino and seeing 3 Cherries come up!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End.././.G
g-man: I like food for thought, but only if it has a good dipping sauce.
I found you from Sans Pantaloons. I love your site. I’m going to poke around a little bit, but don’t worry I’ll put everything back where I found it!!
What a nifty idea! squirrels and
flamethrowers-??? totally agree with the politics one! Thanks-
I think that I might have already mentioned a well-armed squirrel this year.
Squirrels are amazingly clever. Almost as clever and witty as you!
Well, see, I really like the taste of pomegranates. But, geez, they have a real packaging problem. I say, get a new design team.
I love roasted chestnuts and roasted peanuts, but unfortunately my squirrels do not share, and taunt and tease my dog , but I feed them any way, I just hope one of them never falls off the fence with my 25pound killer dog waiting with baited breathe for it will be pay back time in my back yard.
Have a wonderful med free week end your humor is meant to run wild...
cheers,
joanny
It is always such fun here. You are never boring, that's for sure.
Mine is at:
http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/01/flash-55-friday-way-we-were-1-aloha.html#links
Kate: Welcome! :)
izzy: It's convenient because the flamethrowers help keep them warm in the wintertime. (The squirrels, not the politicians.)
MamaZen: Already? I usually have to wait til at least February...
Yvonne: Well thank you! :) And thanks for visiting.
PattiKen: Oh, I like them too. I had a few just last week. (They were on sale for a dollar each). And I totally agree about the "packaging". It's neat to see how compactly the seeds are stuck in there. Amazingly designed, yet hard to access. :)
Joanny: You could post a "Beware Of Dog" sign, if only you knew how to say it in squirrel-language.
RNSANE: Thank you! I try to be non-boring. Sometimes I come close to succeeding.
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And aren't you just relieved now that you "said" it all?!?! ;-)
hehehe... this was a super cute 55, Janna!!!
A very happy 2011 to you!!
xoxo
kavisionz: Thanks for visiting! Happy 2011 to you too. :)
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