Thursday, January 6, 2011

Just wait until the squirrels stop hibernating...

Things I have not said yet in 2011:

1. "This is the very best pomegranate I have ever eaten in my entire life!"

2. "If you don't stop talking about politics, I'm going to eat all your french fries."

3. "Oh, look! A squirrel! And he's carrying a tiny flamethrower!"

4. "You remind me of yourself. Good thing, huh?"
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16 comments:

Monkey Man said...

Isn't typing these out the same as saying it? In that case, you have said all these things.

I wish squirrels hybernated. Here they run crazy with their little flame throwers all year round.

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: It doesn't count until I say it out loud. :)
Just think, the squirrels can have roasted chestnuts whenever they want...

moondustwriter said...

your humor is off the charts.
Now I'm looking for squirrels with flame throwers

Happy New Year if I havent told you yet

Friday Flash 55

Janna said...

moondustwriter: LOL. Hopefully, by "off the charts", you mean "she doesn't need medication quite yet." :)

g-man said...

You DO need medication!
But Janna...You always give us food for thought!
Loved your 55 My Dear...
You are like putting your last quarter into a slot machine at Soaring Eagle Casino and seeing 3 Cherries come up!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End.././.G

Janna said...

g-man: I like food for thought, but only if it has a good dipping sauce.

Kate said...

I found you from Sans Pantaloons. I love your site. I’m going to poke around a little bit, but don’t worry I’ll put everything back where I found it!!

izzy said...

What a nifty idea! squirrels and
flamethrowers-??? totally agree with the politics one! Thanks-

Mama Zen said...

I think that I might have already mentioned a well-armed squirrel this year.

Yvonne Osborne said...

Squirrels are amazingly clever. Almost as clever and witty as you!

PattiKen said...

Well, see, I really like the taste of pomegranates. But, geez, they have a real packaging problem. I say, get a new design team.

joanny said...

I love roasted chestnuts and roasted peanuts, but unfortunately my squirrels do not share, and taunt and tease my dog , but I feed them any way, I just hope one of them never falls off the fence with my 25pound killer dog waiting with baited breathe for it will be pay back time in my back yard.

Have a wonderful med free week end your humor is meant to run wild...
cheers,
joanny

RNSANE said...

It is always such fun here. You are never boring, that's for sure.

Mine is at:

http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/01/flash-55-friday-way-we-were-1-aloha.html#links

Janna said...

Kate: Welcome! :)

izzy: It's convenient because the flamethrowers help keep them warm in the wintertime. (The squirrels, not the politicians.)

MamaZen: Already? I usually have to wait til at least February...

Yvonne: Well thank you! :) And thanks for visiting.

PattiKen: Oh, I like them too. I had a few just last week. (They were on sale for a dollar each). And I totally agree about the "packaging". It's neat to see how compactly the seeds are stuck in there. Amazingly designed, yet hard to access. :)

Joanny: You could post a "Beware Of Dog" sign, if only you knew how to say it in squirrel-language.

RNSANE: Thank you! I try to be non-boring. Sometimes I come close to succeeding.
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kavisionz said...

And aren't you just relieved now that you "said" it all?!?! ;-)
hehehe... this was a super cute 55, Janna!!!
A very happy 2011 to you!!
xoxo

Janna said...

kavisionz: Thanks for visiting! Happy 2011 to you too. :)