Dear world:
1. To the guy I saw walking around in SHORTS recently: It is currently winter, with temperatures far below freezing. Please offer my condolences to any body parts you happen to lose. I hope they weren't ones you use often.
2. To the pizza leftovers I plan on eating tomorrow: Enjoy life while you can. It's only a matter of time.
3. To my readers: Are you ok? Are you out there? Are you still alive?
4. To the stoplight I accidentally ran a few days ago: Oops. Sorry.
5. To all the cops in the county: Thanks for not noticing that I accidentally ran that stoplight.
6. To my cats: I'm not sure exactly WHY you left that particular item right in the middle of the kitchen floor. Ewww.
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12 comments:
Checking in. Still alive. Bum shoulder, but still alive.
Leftover pizza. Yum!
Pulse - normal. Temperature - 97.8 (normal for me). Ability to comment - always in top form. You'll have to check on the other walking dead to find out why comments aren't forthcoming. (Ooooo fancy word.)
I'm here!
Shelly: What happened to your shoulder?
MonkeyMan: Thank you for the fancy words, and for checking your pulse just to make sure. :)
JannaBee: Yay! :)
Spam guy who I deleted: Hey, I'm so desperate for comments I almost kept you. Almost.
I have calcific tendonitis. My guess is too much computer mousing.
Shelly: Wow, that sounds awful. I hope the mouse appreciates your devotion!
Heh. Thanks, Janna. I hope so, too. :)
Here. Tired. Stressed. Laughing a little, though. Thank you.
To #6, because they luvs you, imagine what they would leave if they didn't like you!
Shelly: Is there an effective treatment for calcific tendonitis?
MikeWJ: Hang in there.
miksplace: What a horrific thought! :0
The usual: heat, anti-inflammatories, and physical therapy.
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