Friday, September 24, 2010

This is probably why they sleep in separate beds

Ferdinand looked out the window, sipping his tea.
"How strange," he thought, "I seem to be underwater."

As various fishes swam by, his wife appeared and asked if he wanted pancakes.

"Why are we underwater?" He asked.

"Beats me," she shrugged. "It's your dream."

When Ferdinand woke up, he had to pee really bad.

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24 comments:

Monkey Man said...

You're always making us smile. So much water talk....gotta go. *Flush*

Grace said...

That made perfect sense...

G-Man said...

Janna...?
I'm Not frickin Kreskin here!
How would anyone know you you posted?
Please remember to visit next week?
BTW...Loved your 55!
Have a Kick Ass WeekEnd

Susan at Stony River said...

Well at least he STILL had to pee -- and it wasn't his wife's screaming about the mattress that woke him up LOL

Poor guy!

Jingle said...

so witty and funny.
love your 55.
beautiful plot.

Thom said...

ROFLMAO!!! Too funny. I've actually been there and done that LOL Well done. Have a great Saturday :)

Brian Miller said...

whew...afraid that was going to be a wet dream....waking up needing to pee...that is a typical guy thing right?

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: I try!

Grace: It must have been an accident!

G-Man: LOL. It's ok. My fault entirely for taking so long. I wasn't home last night, so I didn't have access to the computer. :)

Susan: Yes! Good point! :)

Jingle: Yay! :) Thanks for visiting!

Thom: Wow! Your name is Ferdinand? ;)

Brian Miller: Don't worry, women wake up with full bladders too. :)
Sometimes even in the middle of the afternoon. (!)

TALON said...

lol! Thank you for the laugh! I needed it :) Great 55!

PattiKen said...

You are such a funny lady. It makes me wonder about your dreams...

Janna said...

TALON: Happy Friday! Thanks for visiting. :)

PattiKen: Funny you should mention that. Last night I dreamed there was a site called "Bran Dot Com" where you could order giant transparent pillowcases full of macaroni and cheese. Really.

steveroni said...

Janna, um...wait--I'll be right back................
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OK, here we are--I just had to go to the bathroom, but not to take a bath.

You've got a good sense of humor, It helps us to stay alive, and be happy while doing so.

signed...bkm said...

Wow, that was a great - so much like a real dream...especially I have to pee part....thank you for your visit...bkm

VE said...

Hmmm...pee and pancakes...is that like pigs in a blanket?

John's comments said...

Yes he must be on the way to 50...Thanks for reading my Friday 55. Hope your week goes well

Nessa said...

I hate when "the urge" intrudes upon my dreams but I suppose it's a good thing.

I'm sure his wife is glad they sleep separately.

Good story in 55.

izzy said...

A great take! and so true- you would have to pee ! Aren't little vignettes fun?! Thanks for visiting -

drybottomgirl said...

At least he woke up and didn't wet the bed! Funny 55 it made me lol! have a great weekend!

Janna said...

Steveroni: Staying alive is important, staying happy for at least 50% of the time is also a nice thing. :)

signed...bkm: I've had many dreams interrupted that way. :) Thanks for visiting!

VE: Wow... what a mental image...

John's Comments: I dunno about 50, but I'm 40 and this happens to me. :o

Nessa: I imagine his wife is very relieved. :)

izzy: I love vignettes on my salad. No, wait... that's vinaigrette...

drybottomgirl: Yes, be grateful for the little things. :) Thanks for visiting!

hope said...

That's funny!

When I can't um...wake up... I always seem to be dreaming that I can't find a clean restroom with doors. ;)

Dianne said...

Janna,
VERY FUNNY! I expected a romance gone wrong.

we need to laugh on our blog sites,
I'll work on it.
Dianne

nonamedufus said...

Hmm, you know there's something fishy about your story.

Susannah said...

I like it! :-)

Janna said...

Hope: If the situation is desperate enough, I'd accept one with no doors. As for the cleanliness level? That would depend on just how raunchy it is...

Dianne: Laughing is very important!

nonamedufus: Indeed!

Susannah: Yay! Welcome. :)