My mood-salad is orange... no, wait... blue...
Things McDonalds hasn't tried yet:
1. Monkey McNuggets with banana dipping sauce
2. "Mood Salad" which changes colors depending on how excited you are to be eating salad
3. "Superfries" with more fiber than a whole box of bran cereal (Comes with free "McPlunger")
4. Amnesia parfait which conveniently makes you forget that those loud rambunctious kids are actually yours
5. Rat on a stick (Supersize it for only 50 cents extra!)
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16 comments:
Didn't they already try #5?
Grace: It might have been a regional thing. I wonder what dipping sauce goes well with rats.
How about the McHealthy burger? Oh, wait, I forgot. This is McDonald's we're talking about here.
#3 they can just serve the box if you wanna get fibre...
#4 HA! Interesting.
#5 obscure reference from the movie "Demolition Man" where Sly Stallone's character discovers the wonder of "rat burgers" :P
I remember a Mc'D's in New Jersey got some kangaroo meat once( or was it twice? ) And I've had McDavid's ( look it up ) camel burgers, when I was in Israel :P
Loved #3. I just blew the my shamrock shake out my left nostril.
I watched a show with Anthony Bourdain where they were actually eating rat on a stick. They burned the hair off first, though, so that really helped make it look a lot more appetizing.
MonkeyMan: LOL!! Beware! :)
PattiKen: Maybe in Bizarro World...!
Spam guy #1 who I deleted: Why don't you and spam guy #2 go play with rattlesnakes?
Spam guy #2: Really, really angry rattlesnakes.
Subby:
1. Never saw Demolition Man.
2. I had kangaroo jerky once.
3. Were the camel burgers gamey?
Nonamedufus: How minty and refreshing!
MikeWJ: Whenever I visit mom and dad (who actually have satellite TV, unlike me over here with nothing at all), I love to watch Andrew Zimmern. That guy will eat anything.
You really need to write for SNL or Letterman or somebody. You deserve money.
Janna, you must see it, if just for the "fast food wars" references ( in which Taco Bell wins! )
Never tried th' 'roo but buffalo was pretty good. And the camel burgers were quite tasty, as I recall; not gamey at all :P
Marla: I will gladly take any money anyone cares to toss in my direction.
Subby: What exactly do people put on camel burgers? I'm picturing a cute little bun with two humps on top. (Or would that be a dromedary burger? I never could keep those two straight...)
Janna, basically th' same things. Y'know...ketchup, mustard, pickles, onions...as long as it's all Kosher; which it is :P
Oh the countries I've been to and the things I've eaten...! Some you don't really wanna know about ;)
Subby: I always want to know those kinds of things. Do a post on it. Give us all the gory details. Post pictures if at all possible.
I'd hafta email that as an aside...might turn some stomachs...
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