Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Math Problem For Today

Calculate the square root of the number of typos Janna made when she was trying to type this.

Add the coefficient of the number of pores that are currently sweating because she has no air conditioning.

Subtract the number of pizzas that no longer exist after she got hungry on Sunday.

Multiply by the number of times the bottle of Diet Coke made her burp.

Divide by the number of annoyingly loud commercials currently being shouted by used car salesmen who really, really want you to know that they can get you financed and will let you drive off in any car you want, as long as you have a job and aren't that attached to your house or your firstborn child.

Extra Credit: Explain why this number is higher (or lower) than the number of kids currently having tantrums in Wal-Marts across the country.


Subby said...

Dang it! I still come up with a different answer each time ( switching over to quantum mechanics on this one )...

As for the kids tantrums...just wait'll the "back to school" crowd starts to pick up~HA!

nonamedufus said...

I took haberdashery welding in college. So you see Math wasn't my strong suit.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I'm very confused and want to die now.

Thank you.

Janna said...

Subby: Hopefully the kids will be back in school soon, and it will at least be safe to venture out during daytime hours.

Nonamedufus: LOL! I understand. :)

MikeWJ: That's how I feel just about every day. You get used to it after awhile. Except on Mondays.

Marla said...

These math problems of yours always make my brain hurt. You are way too smart for the likes of me.

Is the answer lasagna?

Janna said...

Marla: Lasagna WITH plenty of garlic bread.