Friday, August 13, 2010

Meanwhile, the rest of us can sit back and eat ice cream

It has been scientifically proven that a snowflake named Reginald melts slightly faster than a snowflake named Bob, simply because he is disgruntled about being named Reginald.

In a similar vein, snowflakes who play professional sports, snowflakes named Oprah, and CEO snowflakes make way too much money.

Maybe heat waves aren't so bad after all.
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21 comments:

Brian Miller said...

i dunno i could use some bab flakes about now to cool it off...if they can stick around in the heat...nice 55.

Jannie Funster said...

You have such a fun and original way of seeing things!

My favorite snowflke ever was named Jessica Louise Sunshine-Maker.

Buzzard said...

Be careful of yellow snowflakes. I am not sure the color had anything to do with the heat; but maybe.

swputh said...

Similarly someone named Janna always make more sense for me than someone named Hawkins ;) {with her scientifically proven facts}

G-Man said...

Janna...
Pop those tootsies in a pan of Ice Water and adjust the Fan just right. Turn the Air on...VOILA
Stay put and don't move.
Cool 55 My Friend...
You are like a delicious Cream Sickle from the Ice Cream Boy, on a warm summer day...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

MorningAJ said...

I know a few CEO snowflakes who could do with melting a little!
I love your view of live. And I believe you about Mondays in disguise.
Thursdays sure are!
Have a good weekend.

Claudia said...

i'll give it a try next winter - name the snowflakes and stop the time how long they need to melt...

Austin said...

Reginald & Bob, that was funny!

Mine is up here

John's comments said...

but what about Alice and her palace? To hear or read my non-PC illustrated Friday 55 click here. Warning you may have to read the footnote after to make sense of it!

VE said...

But how do they stack up against corn flakes or sugar frosted flakes?

Cheryl said...

Here's hoping your personal heat wave ends soon. Refreshing 55.

RNSANE said...

I like snowflakes with hot fudge and hot butterscotch on them, too, but it makes them melt really fast - doesn't matter too much, though, because they are doomed so fast heading into my mouth.

Very delightful 55.

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KB said...

Never thought about it like that before. Have a great weekend.

Mine’s here.

Stan Ski said...

Now that's a really COOL 55!

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kavisionz said...

This was like crazy creative!!!
Awesome 55!!!
I fall in the "rest of us" category though.. :)

Janna said...

Brian Miller: Bab flakes? Now I'm curious.

Jannie: (Wow, it's odd calling you that... Jannie was MY name when I was growing up). I love the fact that you named a snowflake. :)

Buzzard: Duly noted!

swputh: I try! :)

G-Man: Ohhh, if only I had Air to turn on! I don't have AC. It's very sad but true.

MorningAJ: Welcome! Thanks for visiting! :)

Claudia: Here's hoping winter arrives early!

Austin: I try!

John's Comments: Alice? In her palace? Wow; I guess I've never heard of that! Is it a rhyme? Or is it Martha Stewart's "witness-protection-program" name? So many questions....

VE: Snowflakes have fewer calories, but they don't last quite as long in a bowl of milk.

Cheryl: Here's hoping!

RNsane: Almost anything involving hot fudge is good. :) Yum.

KB: I like seeing things in a different way from the rest of the planet. :)

StanSki: Hooray! Success!

Spam guy who I deleted: Please go jump in a volcano. Soon.

kavisionz: "Crazy Creative" is way more fun than regular creative. :) Thanks for visiting again! :)

Mama Zen said...

Freaking brilliant!

Janna said...

MamaZen: Yay! :)

razzamadazzle said...

I like this. I do agree about those CEO snowflakes!

Teresa

Janna said...

razzamadazzle: If the rich snowflakes would just share with the rest of us, it wouldn't be so bad...