Friday, August 13, 2010

Meanwhile, the rest of us can sit back and eat ice cream

It has been scientifically proven that a snowflake named Reginald melts slightly faster than a snowflake named Bob, simply because he is disgruntled about being named Reginald.

In a similar vein, snowflakes who play professional sports, snowflakes named Oprah, and CEO snowflakes make way too much money.

Maybe heat waves aren't so bad after all.
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21 comments:

Brian Miller said...

i dunno i could use some bab flakes about now to cool it off...if they can stick around in the heat...nice 55.

Jannie Funster said...

You have such a fun and original way of seeing things!

My favorite snowflke ever was named Jessica Louise Sunshine-Maker.

Buzzard said...

Be careful of yellow snowflakes. I am not sure the color had anything to do with the heat; but maybe.

swputh said...

Similarly someone named Janna always make more sense for me than someone named Hawkins ;) {with her scientifically proven facts}

G-Man said...

Janna...
Pop those tootsies in a pan of Ice Water and adjust the Fan just right. Turn the Air on...VOILA
Stay put and don't move.
Cool 55 My Friend...
You are like a delicious Cream Sickle from the Ice Cream Boy, on a warm summer day...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

MorningAJ said...

I know a few CEO snowflakes who could do with melting a little!
I love your view of live. And I believe you about Mondays in disguise.
Thursdays sure are!
Have a good weekend.

Claudia said...

i'll give it a try next winter - name the snowflakes and stop the time how long they need to melt...

Austin said...

Reginald & Bob, that was funny!

Mine is up here

John (@bookdreamer) said...

but what about Alice and her palace? To hear or read my non-PC illustrated Friday 55 click here. Warning you may have to read the footnote after to make sense of it!

Ed & Jeanne said...

But how do they stack up against corn flakes or sugar frosted flakes?

Cheryl said...

Here's hoping your personal heat wave ends soon. Refreshing 55.

RNSANE said...

I like snowflakes with hot fudge and hot butterscotch on them, too, but it makes them melt really fast - doesn't matter too much, though, because they are doomed so fast heading into my mouth.

Very delightful 55.

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KB said...

Never thought about it like that before. Have a great weekend.

Mine’s here.

Stan Ski said...

Now that's a really COOL 55!

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Anonymous said...

This was like crazy creative!!!
Awesome 55!!!
I fall in the "rest of us" category though.. :)

Janna said...

Brian Miller: Bab flakes? Now I'm curious.

Jannie: (Wow, it's odd calling you that... Jannie was MY name when I was growing up). I love the fact that you named a snowflake. :)

Buzzard: Duly noted!

swputh: I try! :)

G-Man: Ohhh, if only I had Air to turn on! I don't have AC. It's very sad but true.

MorningAJ: Welcome! Thanks for visiting! :)

Claudia: Here's hoping winter arrives early!

Austin: I try!

John's Comments: Alice? In her palace? Wow; I guess I've never heard of that! Is it a rhyme? Or is it Martha Stewart's "witness-protection-program" name? So many questions....

VE: Snowflakes have fewer calories, but they don't last quite as long in a bowl of milk.

Cheryl: Here's hoping!

RNsane: Almost anything involving hot fudge is good. :) Yum.

KB: I like seeing things in a different way from the rest of the planet. :)

StanSki: Hooray! Success!

Spam guy who I deleted: Please go jump in a volcano. Soon.

kavisionz: "Crazy Creative" is way more fun than regular creative. :) Thanks for visiting again! :)

Maude Lynn said...

Freaking brilliant!

Janna said...

MamaZen: Yay! :)

Anonymous said...

I like this. I do agree about those CEO snowflakes!

Teresa

Janna said...

razzamadazzle: If the rich snowflakes would just share with the rest of us, it wouldn't be so bad...