Friday, July 9, 2010

And, just for good measure, here's a post title with thirteen words

Four sentences which have exactly twelve words:

1. Every time I order Chicken McNuggets, I wonder what parts I'm getting.

2. Are you absolutely sure you didn't leave your underwear on my roof?

3. The moon looks like a cross between a marshmallow and a baseball.

4. If my printer really loved me, it wouldn't keep giving me errors.


g-man said...
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g-man said...

I'm not sure that this is a 55. But I sure do LOVE it Janna.
As it has gotten late and No Janna Comment, I started to panic.
I came here to see if someone else has caught your fancy...Whew!!
You are like the Last big dollop of cream cheese in the tub, just when that perfectly toasted bagel pops up!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

nonamedufus said...

1. There's no chicken in Chicken McNuggets
2. Can't be certain
3. But without the stitching
4. To paraphrase Paul Anka, "And they call it paper love"

00dozo said...

Fun take on the 55!

My current electronics bitch is with my fax machine - it'll work for anyone else but me.

Monkey Man said...

Can't believe G-man would question your credibility. My 55 is HERE .

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MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Oh, thank you, Janna, I was wondering where I left my underwear!

Jingle said...

nice 55.

Janna said...

G-man: Of COURSE it's 55. Four sentences of 12 words each, plus an opening sentence of 7 words. (12*4)+7=55.
P.S. Can I have bacon and eggs and cheddar cheese on my bagel instead?

nonamedufus: LOL! Now I'm picturing a marshmallow with baseball stitching on it.

00dozo: I've only used faxes a few times in my life. For the most part, it's printers that seem to want to make my life miserable. I swear they have meetings behind my back.

MonkeyMan: Appalling, isn't it? (G-man's lack of faith, not your 55. :)

Spam guy who I deleted: Here, rub some of this poison ivy on your favorite mucus membranes.

MikeWJ: It's got pink hearts and BBQ stains on it. I might have known...

Jingle: Thank you! :)