Friday, June 11, 2010

Number eight perplexes me the most

Questions with less than ten words:

(1) If kittens were venomous, would they still be cute?

(2) What exactly was that smell?

(3) Do hot dogs really contain those parts?

(4) Why is there a bird's nest on your head?

(5) Do chickens yawn?

(6) Why do idiots talk so much?

(7) Is there a McDonald's in Timbuktu?

(8) Where's my other sock?
.

23 comments:

Monkey Man said...

The Jannaverse twist on a 55. Beautiful. Sorry my 55 gave you the munchies at bedtime.

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: It's ok. Now I can have lovely dreams about bacon chili cheeseburgers.

Stan Ski said...

Dunno...
Didn't say too much, but I still sound like an idiot... :?
Great 55.

Janna said...

StanSki: LOL! No, as far as I know, you don't qualify as an idiot. I'm optimistically hoping ALL of my readers are downright brilliant, shining beacons in the otherwise dark murky world of cyberspace.
I could be wrong.
But I hope not. :)

HOOTIN' ANNI said...

#6....that's a question for us all to ask the CNN news team. LOLOLOLOL

My 55 is Here As always scroll down below my Friday Show N Tell. Have a great weekend!!!

Jingle said...

so many questions.
I admire your curious mind,
wish I know how to answer them...

mindful 55.

Brian Miller said...

there is another dimension where all the other socks go...venomous kittens...hmm...nice 55. thanks for the smiles.

G-Man said...

You are asking an awful lot of questions today...Arent You?
Loved your inquisitive 55 Janna.
Thanks for the smile.
You are like a Motel 6 with a flashing VACANCY sign after becoming very drowsy 12 hours into a 20 hour drive!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

nonamedufus said...

Cats are cute? This downright brilliant, shining beacon in the otherwise dark murky world of cyberspace thinks not...or did you say shining bacon?

John's comments said...

Silly. Socks are eaten by the baby sock monster that lives in your drawer, The grown ups live under your bed and when hungry pull the bedclothes down hoping you will fall down. Hammer Horror for me today. My 55

Alice Audrey said...

Forget the sock. You'll never see it again. Venomous kittens? Terrifying.

Mine is here.

Vodka Logic said...

And all great questions.. thanks for the smiles.

Mine is up

佩GailBohanan1蓉 said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
00dozo said...

There's a black hole in your dryer that eats the matching socks, dontcha know. (But I did like John's comments!)

But what you could do, buy several pairs of identical socks so that when you lose one from one pair, you can match it to the loner of another pair! Problem solved.
;-)

Janna said...

Hootin'Anni: And FOX news.

Jingle: In a way, it's more fun if they remain unanswered. Except for the one about my socks.

BrianMiller: So there's a completely different dimension whose only knowledge of humankind is derived solely from the socks we lose? They must believe we're a race of smelly one-legged people.

G-Man: I've been so tired lately I could just go ahead and take up permanent residence in a Motel 6. Maids would have to make the bed around me while I was still sleeping.

nonamedufus: Cats are adorable! Even without any socks! :o
Shining bacon would be good on a turkey sandwich.

John's Comments: I always wondered about that...

Alice Audrey: At least if I lose the other sock, I can claim to have a matched pair again. Sort of.

Vodka Logic: I try!

Spam dude who I'm deleting: Quit that.

00dozo: Ah, well, I know that for me personally, the "hole in the dryer" theory can't be true, because my dryer is currently broken. And I'm still having a sock shortage. Maybe gnomes come steal them at night.

The Thirteenth Crossing said...

I love this list. Very funny. smiles.


55 Flash Fiction Friday: Two Ships Passing In The Night

Janna said...

The Thirteenth Crossing: Thank you for visiting! :)

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

You made me Google McDonald's in Timbuktu. Turns out there isn't one--yet. There was a guy named McDonald who went to Timbuktu and apparently had an amazing experience. Unfortunately, I was too bored to watch the video and find out what. I feel a little bad about myself for that.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: I wonder if he got any parasites from drinking the water.

˙·٠•●❤Sh@KiR@ ❤●•٠·˙ said...

questions which I never thought to ask EXCEPT the hot dog...
well done, J!
mine isup

hugs
shakira

C.M. Jackson said...

I like it here--great flash!

Mik said...

There are McDonald's every where aren't there?

Janna said...

ShAKiRa: In addition to hot dogs, I also wonder about bologna and spam. (*shudder*)

CM Jackson: Welcome! :)

Mik: Surprisingly, there is no McDonalds in the tiny little village where I live. I have to drive ten whole minutes to reach the nearest McDonalds. (!)