Things the letters CARB could stand for
1. Crayons Aren't Really Brilliant
2. Cheesy Anchovy Relish? Blecchh.
3. Chirping Angrily, Rude Birds
4. Cream Accentuates Round Bellies
5. Cynical Adventurers Roaming Boston
6. Crying About Rotten Beans
7. Circles Are Really Beautiful
8. Cinderella Ate Radish Biscuits
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10 comments:
That's true of crayons. We should sue.
Come argue real business. Comments angrily represent bellicosity. Caring aristocracy replies briskly.
Marilyn: We should! I remember when I was a kid, the Crayola box said "Different Brilliant Colors".
They may have been different, but in my opinion, they did not officially qualify as brilliant. Are there lawyers who specialize in crayon law?
MonkeyMan:
Crush All Round Baskets
Cobras Aren't Really Benign
Czechoslovakia's Ancient Relics Broke
Communists Are Rather Boring
Colonial Anarchists Rebuild Belgium
Cookies And Rhubarb Boffo!
Calamity As Rhinos Barf!
Cretins Allow Rabid Badgers
You're re-linked on the new bloggo, kid ;) I assume you dinna get my email?
Corresponding Arachnids Realign Balderdash
Subby: Yay! No, I dinna get your e-mail at all, apparently. Thanks for re-linking me. :)
P.S. Where I come from, "Dinna" is what Bostonians eat after lunch. :)
HA! Sorry; been translating Scotch English too much, lately...
Carmel Apples Rupture Badly
Calculus And RuPaul Blatant
Colon....er nevermind...! You really dinna wanna ken 8^O
Creepy Asparagus Retains Beets
Tha's a' fae now. Mair anon, ay?
Subby:
Colonoscopies, Always Reading Bowels
Janna, just remember...you started this, heh, heh...
Colons And Rectums Boiling
Cardiovascular Atrophy Ranging Below
Cream And Radishes Brazen
Colorado Annexes Rio Bravo
Chuckles And Raisins Beefy
Carbs Are Really Bad
Subby: (**whistling awkwardly and walking in the other direction**)
Hey, how did you know about my colon?
Marla: Shhhh... you'll encourage him. :)
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