Saturday, May 8, 2010

What I Learned This Week

1. Kellogg's All-Bran produces enough gas to fog up an entire room.

2. There is actually a warning printed on the side of the All-Bran box advising consumers of this very fact.

3. The box promises that if you eat All-Bran every day for ten days, it will change your life.
(It will indeed. Today is day number eight.)

4. If you produce enough gas to fog up an entire room, your cat may actually get up and go sit by a window instead.

(True story.)


Monkey Man said...

All Bran - the weekend food for those who live alone.

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: Sadly, that is very true.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Oh my. Does the box indicate exactly how it will change your life, or just leave it loose, so to speak?

Marilyn said...

I love that add... I know we always sit around the breakfast table and talk about how regular we are.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: The box says (and I quote):
"All it takes is as little as 1/3 cup a day and the natural wheat bran fiber will help you feel lighter, happier, and more energetic."

Marilyn: What else are mornings good for? :)

Marla said...

I am laughing so hard I can hardly breathe... Or is the lack of breathing from the All-Bran fog?

Janna said...

Marla: That's a distinct possibility! (Get it? Dis-stinked?) LOL... I'll be here all week. Try the veal, tip your waitress.