I bet they taste like licorice and whipped cream
Things I have never said to a zebra:
1. Those stripes are very slimming.
2. Would you like a mint?
3. If our culture was a little more exotic, you could easily be part of a balanced breakfast.
4. So, wait, would that be white meat or dark meat?
5. Can I color you with these crayons?
6. Guess what the letters ZEBRA could stand for! *
* Zippers Eventually Break, Ripping Angrily
* Zephyrs, Eccentric But Rarely Airborne
* Zooming Eagerly Beyond Roasted Armadillos
* Zachary Eats Big Rotten Apples
* Zealous Electricians Brought Real Amperes
* Zero Emergencies Barely Required Aspirin
* Zaire Embarrassed Bolivia Rather Awkwardly
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6 comments:
Okay, that's what you haven't said to a zebra, what are some of the things you DID say to a zebra?
That looks a little like my truck.
Grace: I'll keep that in mind as an idea for a future post! If no one comments on it, I can say it was all your fault. :)
Marilyn: It's a good thing zebras can't drive, or they'd want seat covers made out of people-skins. Which might be ok if it was fake people, but would still be a little creepy.
Grace stole my comment, pretty much word for word.
And, one more comment:
"Hey, didn't I see your brother in the Jungle Room at Graceland?"
Mr.Knucklehead: It's ok. I'll award you joint custody.
MikeWJ: LOL! Also known as, "How to feel really awkward in a room full of animals that were already thinking of trampling you to death..."
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