Monday, January 11, 2010

Things the letters IRON could stand for

1. Interplanetary Rocketing Over Neptune
2. Izuzu Running Over Nails
3. Incidentally, Rob's Only Nine
4. Immense Raccoons Ogled Nancy
5. Indian Reservations.... Ooooh! Nature!
6. Internal Rumblings = Ominously Noxious
7. Invite Rachel Over Now!
8. Indiana Recycles Obsolete Numbers
9. It's Roses On Noodles!
10. Insane Ramblings Organize Nothing
11. Irritating Relatives Often Nag
12. Iowa Rarely Oppresses Nebraska
13. I'm Really Old Now*

*P.S. The reason I'm Really Old Now is because I turned 40 today.
Sshhhh. Don't tell anyone.



MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I initially read this as "I Ron" instead of "Iron" and it took me forever to figure out what you were doing. I am an idiot.

Sorry to hear you turned 40. You are pretty much dead now. And there's no time left to achieve your dreams, if you still have any, or can remember them. Sigh.

Mik said...

Happy birthday youn' un.

Uncivil said... be 40 again!
Happy Burfday!!!!!

Jeff said...

Involving Reminders Of Nurses... that's what turning 40 is all about.

So sorry I've been away lately but I've got a surprise to make it up to you. Send me your address and I'll send you a Livingston Fury CD for your birthday present.

Oops... guess it's not a surprise anymore!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Janna, Happy Birthday to Youuuu!

Marilyn said...

Happy Birthday!

Janna said...

MikeWJ: I had dreams?? I should probably search for them, as soon as I find where I put my socks.

Mik: LOL. I don't feel young, but thanks. :)

Uncivil: When I turned 30, I thought I was old. Now I know I really am! :)

Jeff: Yaaaay! 80's music! That will help me reclaim my lost youth! :) I eagerly look forward to it. Check your e-mail.

Grace: The orchestral accompaniment was nice. How did you hire them on such short notice?

Marilyn: Let's just settle for "Birthday that I survived with no trauma requiring medication." :)

Lynda said...

You are definitely still a young chick! Happy belated birthday!

Janna said...

Lynda: Thank you! I don't feel like a young chick, but at least I can still cough without peeing at least 45% of the time.