Saturday, August 22, 2009

Technology is a beautiful thing

For those who are so addicted to the Internet that they can't bear the thought of leaving the house without it, but can't afford an iPhone or any of those new gadgets....


Note: product not available for anyone with a weak back, or anyone who might actually want to see where they're going. Extra dexterity required for inserting/removing CD's and DVD's. Requires a very long extension cord.
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12 comments:

Gwenhwyfar said...

But can I order it online? I don't like going to the store to buy things...

subtorp77 said...

Heh, heh, heh...think he'll notice if I nicked his wallet?

Grace said...

O come on - a flat screen monitor at least?

Lynda said...

Is that a shoulder top?

Janna said...

Gwen: Maybe someone can carry the store on their shoulders and bring it to you! Be sure to buy plenty of duct tape, like the guy in the picture apparently did.

Subtorp: Note to self: Never trust Subtorp around valuables when my back is turned.

Grace: Good idea; that would lessen the back strain!

Lynda: It is! :)

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Also perfect for those people who feel anything in life can be accomplished with enough duct tape!

subtorp77 said...

Thanks to the internet,I got slammed by a spammer last night...still weeding out the bogus comments and reported the URL twice...the "blog" is still active-WTF?

And Janna, I'll leave you the answer over at dybi, anon( as soon as I fix a couple of things )...

whall said...

I just realized that you were in inadvertent inspiration for my recent blog post.

Which is good. I don't know how to seal with an advertent Janna now that I think about it.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: Sorta like "Martha Stewart meets Bubba-Joe". Which might be a new program on cable this fall.

Subtorp: It takes Google a long time to respond to stuff like that. Good luck with the de-spamming. Sorry to hear about the misery of it all. Spammers are like that filmy green stuff that collects on the sides of an aquarium.

Whall: I think once I turn 40 in January, I'm legally required to become advertent. Get ready.

subtorp77 said...

Janna, I think I remember seeing 40...meh...just another day...

Gwenhwyfar said...

I live in Saskatchewan. I have three rolls of duct tape at home. What kind of weirdo do you think I am?

Janna said...

Subtorp: It will indeed be just another day. I hope.

Gwen: You're different, though. You're a weirdo I LIKE. :)