Note to self: Buy scented candles
Acggghhh! I just discovered that my cats are lactose intolerant. I will never feed them milk again! Imagine the sounds of cat diarrhea.
--10:44 PM Nov 9th, 2008
Imagine the new Norman Rockwell painting: Lady reading in bed, surrounded by pooping cats, while the snow falls gently outside.
--10:22 PM Nov 10th, 2008
Onion rings for lunch. Bean tostadas for dinner. My house is filled with the gaseous aftermath. Better not come over.
--11:19 PM Nov 13th, 2008
I thought women's feet weren't supposed to stink. Am I a hybrid?
--6:17 PM Nov 20th, 2008
Made THE BEST chili last night. The farts were amazing. My eyes are still watering. Loved it.
--5:05 PM Nov 29th, 2008
Ooooh! just got some new deodorant! wanna smell my armpits? Go on. You know you want to.
--12:19 PM Dec 5th, 2008
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6 comments:
Twitter? Oh I know what it is JAnna; I'm just having you on( that means "kidding"-heh )...
And I've yet to find a deodorising spray that could defeat me-LOL! Bring on the chili!!
Subtorp: Whenever I eat my favorite chili, the can of air freshener starts waving a little white "surrender" flag. It's kind of cute, actually.
Remind me not to pull your finger.
Janna-LOL! I've been known to clear out an Army barracks-HA! Incoming!!
Didn't know you tweeted. Now I can follow your particular stream of consciousness or un
When you see jessied that's me.
MikeWJ: Aw, go on. You know you want to.
Subtorp: Incoming! LOL!
Jamie: Mostly my tweets are just silly things, sort of like my blog posts. Once in awhile I actually post serious stuff. Welcome to my twitterverse.
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