Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Note to self: Buy scented candles

Six of my Twitters from 2008,
all of which involve things that stink:

Acggghhh! I just discovered that my cats are lactose intolerant. I will never feed them milk again! Imagine the sounds of cat diarrhea.
--10:44 PM Nov 9th, 2008

Imagine the new Norman Rockwell painting: Lady reading in bed, surrounded by pooping cats, while the snow falls gently outside.
--10:22 PM Nov 10th, 2008

Onion rings for lunch. Bean tostadas for dinner. My house is filled with the gaseous aftermath. Better not come over.
--11:19 PM Nov 13th, 2008

I thought women's feet weren't supposed to stink. Am I a hybrid?
--6:17 PM Nov 20th, 2008

Made THE BEST chili last night. The farts were amazing. My eyes are still watering. Loved it.
--5:05 PM Nov 29th, 2008

Ooooh! just got some new deodorant! wanna smell my armpits? Go on. You know you want to.
--12:19 PM Dec 5th, 2008
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6 comments:

subtorp77 said...

Twitter? Oh I know what it is JAnna; I'm just having you on( that means "kidding"-heh )...

And I've yet to find a deodorising spray that could defeat me-LOL! Bring on the chili!!

Janna said...

Subtorp: Whenever I eat my favorite chili, the can of air freshener starts waving a little white "surrender" flag. It's kind of cute, actually.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Remind me not to pull your finger.

subtorp77 said...

Janna-LOL! I've been known to clear out an Army barracks-HA! Incoming!!

Jamie said...

Didn't know you tweeted. Now I can follow your particular stream of consciousness or un

When you see jessied that's me.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: Aw, go on. You know you want to.

Subtorp: Incoming! LOL!

Jamie: Mostly my tweets are just silly things, sort of like my blog posts. Once in awhile I actually post serious stuff. Welcome to my twitterverse.