26 Aug, 2034--undisclosed facility near the 38th Parallel.
It has been reported that a lab tech from Xiang Fu Twoako Labs( pioneers in cloning larger animals, such as horses, cows and even elephants )mistakely mixed a DNA sample from MR. ED( famous 1950's T.V. horse and star ), with an unknown human sample. The results are of which, can be seen in the above photo. No one is quite sure how a human genetic sample, got into a lab specifically engineered for animal cloning. Provincial officals are upset that any information at all, was leaked to the media. Minister Kwuna Tao Pan said a full investigation is underway but would offer no further comments. Employees of the lab were ordered by the new government to remain mum on the subject and to stay away from the media.
In a related topic, the House of Gord 2, is looking to possibly aquire the "human-horse", as a new mascot. A spokes-person for H.O.G.2had no comment.
PAGAM( People Against Genetically Altered Mutations ), has vowed to put the lab out of business. Said the group leader of the Asian chapter of PAGAM, "Accident or no, these abominations against animals and humans must cease! We will shut this lab down, as we have all the others!"-end quote. U.F.A. officials also declined to comment.
source: Subby's demented mind. The above is a pure work of fiction...or is it? muwahahaha!
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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Oh Dear God. The end of the world cannot be far away.
****NEWS FLASH****
CLONING LABS IN KOREA MISTAKENLY MIX DNA!
26 Aug, 2034--undisclosed facility near the 38th Parallel.
It has been reported that a lab tech from Xiang Fu Twoako Labs( pioneers in cloning larger animals, such as horses, cows and even elephants )mistakely mixed a DNA sample from MR. ED( famous 1950's T.V. horse and star ), with an unknown human sample. The results are of which, can be seen in the above photo. No one is quite sure how a human genetic sample, got into a lab specifically engineered for animal cloning. Provincial officals are upset that any information at all, was leaked to the media. Minister Kwuna Tao Pan said a full investigation is underway but would offer no further comments. Employees of the lab were ordered by the new government to remain mum on the subject and to stay away from the media.
In a related topic, the House of Gord 2, is looking to possibly aquire the "human-horse", as a new mascot. A spokes-person for H.O.G.2had no comment.
PAGAM( People Against Genetically Altered Mutations ), has vowed to put the lab out of business. Said the group leader of the Asian chapter of PAGAM, "Accident or no, these abominations against animals and humans must cease! We will shut this lab down, as we have all the others!"-end quote. U.F.A. officials also declined to comment.
source: Subby's demented mind. The above is a pure work of fiction...or is it? muwahahaha!
I don't even want to know where you got that pic - I have a vague idea where something like that would be found but them folks might wonder why I know
The adventures of Scuba Nag!
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mike
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Where EVER did you find a suit like that?!
MikeWJ: Really? Now you've got me curious...
Subtorp: It would be funny if they tried mixing a blue whale with a skunk. NO one would want to be around when THAT thing spouted.
Grace: I swear I found it on a completely g-rated site!
Mike: Scuba Nag! LOL. Sounds like a cartoon from the 70's! :)
Jeff: The Internet is full of many wondrous things! Even things which make no sense whatsoever. :)
Janna...eeewwww! And Mike said "scuba nag"-LOL! Reminded me of "Quickdraw McGraw"-HA!
Oh, so that isn't you?
Subtorp: This gives me an idea for a post...
Jeff: LOL! No, of course not. My tail is MUCH shorter, and I like to paint my hooves pink.
Janna, go with it! I've prob'ly got the same idea-LOL!
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