I bet there are lots of miesse in Phredi's house
REORARR: The sound my stomach makes when I am craving pizza.
MORAZI: A nazi moron.
PHREDI: After Freddie got his PhD, he started getting a little stuck up....
AUTIVE: The word "automotive," where the "omot" needs to be replaced and will probably cost you at least eight hundred bucks.
FLYTONE: Politically correct term for the sound flies make when they buzz.
DEMOL: (1) The word "demolish" which has had the last syllable demolished. (2) Instead of sharing de big platter of de garlic shrimp, I ended up eating demol myself.
NONSUS: A census where nobody answered.
MIESSE: Mice who live in a really classy neighborhood.
INVES: The word "invest," which made a bad investment and ended up losing its last letter.
DEMIDEX: A prescription medication to make Demi Moore wonder why she's with Ashton Kutcher.
GRATH: What people with lisps mow in the summertime.
SLYZIGY: A syzygy which is really sneaky.
PREST: (1) A priest who can't spell (2) I prest the button for the automatic car wash because all those birds pooped on my windshield.
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5 comments:
OMG I love these - so difficult to pick a favorite - let's see: morazi-Yes. Flytone - makes sense. Nonsus, miesse, demidex - clever. Grath - cracked me up.
You are just too darn clever, Miss Janna
I love these.
Grace: Thank you! :)
Whall: It looks like you and Grace are the only ones! :(
These are great...thanks for the laugh.
Phillipia: Thank you for commenting! I'm glad at least three people liked it. :)
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